The 7 words you'd least like to hear...

[Webferret]

mine are...

"Tom Hanks in a Ron Howard Movie"

 

[amateursurgeon]

"We've found the bodies under your patio."

 

[Nemesis]

"They've found buried bodies in the woods"

 

[Jizzlobber]

"Ladies and gentlemen please brace for landing."

 

[knukk]

"You spin me right round, baby, right...."

 

[TheDean]

"the swab we took matches your dna" :ugone2far:

 

[airforcematt]

"I just want to be friends ok?"

 

[Spliffic]

"You need to get your prostate examined"

 

[Yaxxx]

"Trust me dude, the whole cities dry"

 

[Metcalfe]

"We found semen traces in your ass" - Your Doctor after you have woken up with no recollection of the night before

"Dad, my drug dealer is the father" - Your Daughter

"You will be indefinitely detained for questioning" - Homeland defense representative (alt: "Welcome to guantanamo, you have no rights")

"I'm only 15, is that a problem?" - I am sure you can figure out when this is bad

 

[dangregory]

"I'm pregnant and the baby is yours."

 

[TheDean]

"We found semen traces in your ass"

fyp. it was gold until you started explaining everything.

 

[alexb]

"George Lucas directs and guest stars in..."

 

[vinny lingo]

"Honey, we're pregnant with our third kid!"

Only because we decided to stop at two, and I haven't bitten the bullet to get snipped yet.

 

[Randstrom]

"YOUR keyword idea is converting for me" - after a night out with fellow affilliates

 

[ozonew4m]

You have the right to remain silent........

 

[acemenace]

"Can you take care of the kids?"

 

[Dr_Ngo]

"The FTC has frozen all your assets"

 

[MaxSteve]

Bend over and please try to relax

 

[pickledegg]

you sure have got a pretty mouth...