The 7 words you'd least like to hear...

[dangregory]

This anal probe won't hurt a bit.

(The ET's on the spaceship say that when they abduct you.

 

[zimok]

"I swear mista, me no have penis"

 

[sgtryan]

i sucked a cheetahs dick last night

 

[interwebmarketr]

"Your Adwords account is under manual review."

 

[Sonny Forelli]

Y halo ther, it's me the ftc!

 

[FortressDewey]

The Packers just went 0 and 16.

Definitely have to agree with that...never will I hae to say "the packers just went 0 and 16"

Go Pack Go

 

[Roundabout]

"Notice to Affiliates: De-Activation of Campaign ACAIBERRY"

 

[strategic]

Hi, this is Mike Filsaime, your friend.

 

[AdHustler]

"The FTC Knows About Your Landing Page"