Straight Out Of My Towns Police Blotter

[AdHustler]

Monday, June 8
6:50 a.m. Police respond to Cornwall Plaza for a report of a man lying outside of one of the stores who tells police that he is traveling on foot across the country from California to Connecticut. Subject has no warrants and says he is going to Connecticut because it is more above sea level than California and it will be a better place for him to do push ups.

 

[Garrett]

WTF, that's funny.

Have you guys ever listened to the Police's airwaves with one of those things that pick up their frequency? My friends and I have rolled around laughing for hours at some of that stuff. I'll try to record next times.

 

[subigo]

WTF, that's funny.

Have you guys ever listened to the Police's airwaves with one of those things that pick up their frequency? My friends and I have rolled around laughing for hours at some of that stuff. I'll try to record next times.

I've got a few police scanners around here. I used to have them on all the time, but they've been in boxes since I moved about 6 months ago... thanks for reminding me to get them out!

 

[WritingSolution]

Sadly everything stupid that happens here involves Native Americans. Car chase? Man breaks into gas station to steal 50 lighters (happened last night), Natives every time. They more than make up for the blacks that did that stuff when I lived in Orlando.

Wow that sounds racist

The news here makes up for it with 10 Native American blah blah blah positive stories each week.

Then of course there's this....Missoulian: McDonald's Custer toy angers Indian Country<img src="/apps/newsart/poll.jpg" height="15" width="15" border="0" align="absmiddle">

Seriously wtf.

 

[grafixguru36]

Shit man.. I'm in Connecticut and the ease of doing push ups out here is over rated...

 

[Virtual Banker]

sounds like about 500 mics with a redose every 16 hours if he actually was considering making it to connexticut

i know you rider....:evil_laughter:

Monday, June 8
6:50 a.m. Police respond to Cornwall Plaza for a report of a man lying outside of one of the stores who tells police that he is traveling on foot across the country from California to Connecticut. Subject has no warrants and says he is going to Connecticut because it is more above sea level than California and it will be a better place for him to do push ups.

 

[therookie]

racist much?

Sadly everything stupid that happens here involves Native Americans. Car chase? Man breaks into gas station to steal 50 lighters (happened last night), Natives every time. They more than make up for the blacks that did that stuff when I lived in Orlando.

Wow that sounds racist

The news here makes up for it with 10 Native American blah blah blah positive stories each week.

Then of course there's this....Missoulian: McDonald's Custer toy angers Indian Country<img src="/apps/newsart/poll.jpg" height="15" width="15" border="0" align="absmiddle">

Seriously wtf.

 

[LogicFlux]

Man breaks into gas station to steal 50 lighters (happened last night), .

To make smoke signals?

 

[mediasup]

Iphone has a scanner app with police and fire all across the country

 

[nvanprooyen]

Sadly everything stupid that happens here involves Native Americans. Car chase? Man breaks into gas station to steal 50 lighters (happened last night), Natives every time. They more than make up for the blacks that did that stuff when I lived in Orlando.

Wow that sounds racist

The news here makes up for it with 10 Native American blah blah blah positive stories each week.

Then of course there's this....Missoulian: McDonald's Custer toy angers Indian Country<img src="/apps/newsart/poll.jpg" height="15" width="15" border="0" align="absmiddle">

Seriously wtf.

No comment on that. There's some seriously stupid shit that goes on around here. I wouldn't limit it though - don't forget about all the rednecks out in places like Bithlow.