HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
Here's an education campaign I see happening in five years time:
"Hey kiddies, did you know that looking at a tobacco plant will turn you to stone and then make your pee-pee fall off and make grandma want to kiss you more?"
If they're worried about the pathetically miniscule trace amounts of toxins in the residue left in people's hair and clothes, they should take a really fucking good look at, oh, I don't know, ANY FUCKING CONSTRUCTION SITE! The amount of toxic particles emanating off any modern construction site that has welding or concreting is actually pretty scary.
Seriously, I try to be a considerate smoker. I keep my butts till I find a bin, I smoke down wind of people, My jackets get dry cleaned regularly, but this shit is getting ridiculous.