"web 2.0" holy fuck I want to stab people for this
"just sayin" yes we know you are 'just saying', you fucking smug ass
"just sayin" yes we know you are 'just saying', you fucking smug ass
Stupid phrases people say.
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Saying "Powned" - it's gay enough when you type pwned, but to actually say it, is as gay as saying "laugh out loud".
A few from our office Bullshit Bingo chart...
"Turnover Vanity, Profit Sanity"
"Low Hanging Fruit" (my favourite)
"Everybody On The Same Page"
"Step Upto The Plate"
Anybody using any of these should be sent to a small cage and have elderberries catapulted at them until the day they die.
"Turnover Vanity, Profit Sanity"
"Low Hanging Fruit" (my favourite)
"Everybody On The Same Page"
"Step Upto The Plate"
Anybody using any of these should be sent to a small cage and have elderberries catapulted at them until the day they die.
My son has started ending the last syllable of every sentence an octave higher. Especially when he tells a story. I don't know if this can translate into a reading format but I will try.
So we went over to Christopher's ho WSE
and we were talking to his mo OM
and she said that we could go to the po OL
but then noah burst into the hou WSE
and said that his mom said we could play on the trampol EEN
and so we hurried up and played on the trampole EEN
and then went to the pool. It was soooo cool.
They all talk like that when they tell stories. Drives me fucking batshit.
So we went over to Christopher's ho WSE
and we were talking to his mo OM
and she said that we could go to the po OL
but then noah burst into the hou WSE
and said that his mom said we could play on the trampol EEN
and so we hurried up and played on the trampole EEN
and then went to the pool. It was soooo cool.
They all talk like that when they tell stories. Drives me fucking batshit.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjhKW4kYA2g"]YouTube - Rising inflection[/ame]
Da
Dis
Dat
substituting "z" for any "s" at the end of a word.
substituting "a" for "er" at the end of a word.
These are gayer than two boys fucking.
Dis
Dat
substituting "z" for any "s" at the end of a word.
substituting "a" for "er" at the end of a word.
These are gayer than two boys fucking.
frankly, ...
to be honest, ...
day late and a dollar short.
another day, another dollar! <-- quite literal when on DP.
webmaster <-- a little too d&d for me. only gay webmaster is acceptable.
please advise. <-- i am foreign. tell me what the fuck to do here.
to be honest, ...
day late and a dollar short.
another day, another dollar! <-- quite literal when on DP.
webmaster <-- a little too d&d for me. only gay webmaster is acceptable.
please advise. <-- i am foreign. tell me what the fuck to do here.