Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

I'm too much of a pussy to do it with a girl I know (and its too much of a cock blocker)

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: whats your name?
Stranger: rebecca
You: cool, so, when you gonna let me tap that?
Stranger: sorry dont understand?
You: you know, when are we going to have sex?
Stranger: oh get you
Stranger: do you have a name
You: mike
Stranger: nice name where you from
You: wherever I need to be baby
Stranger: funny guy
You: so when you gonna let me tap that ass?
Stranger: straight for the sex then...no conversation..god its just like real life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

interesting thing is she actually didn't mind the original propositions and actually wanted a proper conversation.. Must be craving male attention
 


Lol man. I should have waited. Okay here are some updates:

Me: Lol Maybe.
Girl #6: Well I do. (which doesn't make any sense)
Me: Threesome
Girl #6: Who else?
Me: (Girl #3)!
Girl #6: I'm down you need to check with (Girl #3)

And...

Me: Maybe I'm just loco.
Girl #4: The (my name) I know would never say such things and especially text me...I only get to hear from him from im. So I'm guessing you didn't mean to text me rig(con't)ht? If you did well then that's a different story.


Actually maybe this was a bad idea.
 
FASTEST CHAT FAIL EVER...LOL

I tried this meme on Omegle.com - Here is the most hilarious failed setup ever.

My qualifying shocker statement/opener: (most of these rooms are jammed up with dudes)
Do you have a dick?

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Here we go:

Girl #1
Me: Question for you
Her: Yeah who is this
Her: Kyle?
Me: Yeah
Her: Sorry just got a new phone but I recognized your number what was your question
Me: Question was, when you gonna let me tap dat
Her: Haha never since you had to ask like that
Me: Never? You wont give this sweet fella no play
Her: How are you gonna come at me like that I haven't heard 4m you in 4ever bad way to start a convo with me

Girl #2:
Me: Who is this
Her: (her name) who is this?
Me: Kyle, maybe we met at a party?
Her: haha maybe
Me: I got a question
Her: ok what
Me: So when you gonna let me tap it
Her: Hm dont know about that
Me: what is there to know, obviously i got your number so sparks had to be flying. Im in a hurry.
Her: haha so...
Me: So...
Her: Nope (SHIT!!!!)

I'll keep it updated...
 
me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Wow did you really just come out and ask that?
me: Wait... Yes
(no response...)
me: ...So?
her: Are you drunk
me: ... would you let me if I was?
her: Um LOL I'm def not a hit it quit it type at all And I don't sleep around either! So you better hit one of your other girls up for that! I don't give in when I'm drunk either LOL
me: Sooo maybe?
her: Nope!
her: Good luck with your other girls though!
me: lol wow

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: do you have a dick?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: ???

You: i asked if you had a penis?

Stranger: why?

You: y/n?

Stranger: n

Stranger: fucking idiot

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


All the omegle chats are going the same way...
 
Seems to convert higher with younger demographics.

judging by the pbnation topic I would actually say younger demographics convert lower...being in that demographic myself I can say this makes total sense, because about 60-70% of girls are prude bitches. but that doesnt last long