How do you explain your job to people? (IM)

[JamesH]

You know those annoying ads you see on Facebook? Yea, that's me.

 

[aeiouy]

Maybe everyone just needs to tell people...

"I trick people into thinking they can make money on the internet."

 

[thekidrg]

Advertising... online and off

 

[robfantasy]

the credit card boogie man

 

[parrot head]

You know when you tried to cancel that re-bill last month and still got charged...mmm hmmm

 

[sharemalaysia]

The pretty fast way is build some good reputation at first,.. and then crap the jackass with little fraud to make the good reputation going worst.

And the peoples will love your name and your job!

 

[BluAffiliate]

Online advertising business.

 

[efeezy]

I'm just going to start telling people I'm the owner of Cash4Pets.com and see what they say. Man I really need to do something with that domain.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I'm just going to start telling people I'm the owner of Cash4Pets.com and see what they say. Man I really need to do something with that domain.

I love it. There must be a rebill potential in there somewhere.

 

[conv3rsion]

I'm just going to start telling people I'm the owner of Cash4Pets.com and see what they say. Man I really need to do something with that domain.

let barman work on it and it will be the funniest fucking thing on the net

 

[efeezy]

I've been wanting to just create a site that looks exactly like cash 4 gold, except for pets obviously. It would piss so many people off and I'd probably have PETA on my front lawn..

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[ncmedia]

Brilliant.

Excuse me I gotta go kick my puppy down the stairs. Good domain though - maybe contests to win cash for pets best photo's?

 

[productionhead]

e thug diary writer

 

[amanda11]

"I sell stuff on the Internet"

That's my reply anytime someone ask me that at the casino (whilst playin' some poker ya know)

 

[Roundabout]

That's my reply anytime someone ask me that at the casino (whilst playin' some poker ya know)

Someone tried talking to me once whilst in my poker mode at the casino, I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[HarveyJ]

I've been wanting to just create a site that looks exactly like cash 4 gold, except for pets obviously. It would piss so many people off and I'd probably have PETA on my front lawn..

PuppyProfits.com | Profit with Dog Fighting Pictures and Dog Fighting Videos - Also a joke site, but damn well done.

That said, if you're wanting to make money out of it, I'd say have actual pet products on pop-unders-on-close, or better yet, a page on "How to boost the value of your pet before trade in" and link to real pet based offers from there.

 

[reliable56]

hehahe just say that u work on internet or a business man as u r self employed