Mormonism explained in a 6 minute epic cartoon

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This cartoon explains everything you wanted to know about the Mormon religion. It talks about celestial polygamy, and even how black people were created! lolol

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q6brMrFw0E]YouTube - Banned Mormon Cartoon[/ame]
 


Silly god lovers... can't live with them.. can't kill them.. or can we?
 
The Jehovah's Witnesses have a cartoon going on as well.

It's much tamer until Jesus lays down the death hammer on non-believers at around 2:25.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYgXgyvRN3E"]YouTube - Jesus Blows Up the Earth[/ame]
 
I don't worry about Mormons. The ones I have met like to knock on doors and such but I didn't find them wanting to cut of my head or arms or whatnot. Now Muslims...FUCK THEM BASTARDS

P.S. Really you wana be atheist need to spend more time worrying about Muslims. You know the fastest growing religion in the world. You know the one that makes women wear sheet covering them and shit. The one that stones little girls for getting raped.
 
Is that shit serious, or just a parody? I don't know anything about Mormonism.

Sounds like Scientology, except with a little less crazy and fewer sleep-deprivation-starvation brainwashing camps.
 
guysmy said:
The Jehovah's Witnesses have a cartoon going on as well.

It's much tamer until Jesus lays down the death hammer on non-believers at around 2:25.

YouTube - Jesus Blows Up the Earth
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Not that anyone cares but I'll throw in a couple corrections, after all I was raised a J-Dub.

First, there is no mention of Jesus as Michael the Archangel in any of the teachings. Maybe in the past this was the case, but I recall nothing like that.

Second, Jehovah and Jesus are completely separate entities. When Jesus goes back to heaven, he does reside with his father, but not "as" God himself. There is no "trinity." Jehovah is the one who executes judgment, not his son Jesus, although he does send Jesus to the earth to do the dirty work in Armageddon.

I didn't know about the changes of dates in the prophesies until after I left. Now a days they play it much more safe and never assume a date in which Judgment will be made.

BTW I love the part at 2:27 where God cringes his fist and slams it down as if to say "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!" Why does He foresee and await this day knowing he's gonna get pissed the fuck off?
 
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