Marge Simpson makes cover of Playboy

[Finch]

She doesn't have the rack to make it in Playboy.

If they artifically inflate them now I'm just gonna feel cheated.

 

[kingofsp]

I recall they busted up over her involvement with Foghorn Leghorn.

True. But Foghorn was always leaving her home by herself to go out to Maloney's in Westwood with his buddies to watch football and flirt with college chicks (now O'Hara's)

When I was younger, there was an episode of Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers that had some chipmunk/squirell that was smokin hot. I forgot her name, but damn did I want to fuck her...

Wait, you mean BESIDES Gadget?!

 

[BlueYonder]

True. But Foghorn was always leaving her home by herself to go out to Maloney's in Westwood with his buddies to watch football and flirt with college chicks (now O'Hara's)

I heard that things kind of went downhill for Jessica since Roger broke up with her. My friend saw her hawking lipstick autographs for $2 at a showbiz expo down in Marina del Rey. They chatted briefly, and she told him she had to give up the Hollywood Hills mansion for a studio overlooking the 405.

It's sad when a toon hits the skids.

 

[kingofsp]

If you close your eyes, the sound of the 405 traffic sounds just like the ocean.

EDIT: At like 2am.

 

[tangy]

this shit hasn't hit canada yet