Windows 7 Whopper from Burger King

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There’s nothing like buzz to get your product selling, especially in Tokyo.

The Japanese love what’s hot, hip and new. Microsoft, launching Windows 7 after a troubled reception here for Vista, decided to pair up with Burger King for some cross promotion.

Burger King, for its part, could use some buzz itself. The king of whoppers has a fraction of the market share and revenue that McDonald’s boasts. McDonald’s, in the recession and slow recovery in Japan, has seen record profit levels as frugal diners lean to the US$1 menu.

Hence, the Windows 7 Whopper was born. It’s really just a whopper with seven patties. Yes, 7.

For one week, the Windows 7 Whopper is available at all of Japan’s Burger Kings for the low price of 777 yen, equivalent to about US$9.

That’s a heck of a deal for beef in Japan, which is usually much more expensive. But like any good promotion, only a limited few get to partake of the gut bomb.

Every day this week, the first 30 diners at every Burger King gets the deal. After that, you have to pay double for the Windows 7 Whopper.

In the Kanda neighborhood in Tokyo, the manager tells me the first 30 burgers sold out in two hours. But I still managed to meet two guys who decided to pay double just to partake of the promotional event. They ate, and ate, and ate. One man finished - the other cried uncle.

I couldn’t resist: I had to try it. I ate, and ate, and ate. I found out mid-monster-burger that I’d be eating approximately 2100 calories, more than I usually eat in one full day. I’ve won hot dog and ice cream eating contests, but this looked like a task too tough to finish. But as my cameraman disparaged my eating abilities, I trudged on and polished it off.

Will the publicity stunt work? Hard to say. The buzz got our cameras there and my guard down long enough to eat one monster burger. But as Microsoft’s much hyped Vista proved, there has to be follow through for buzz to translate into customer satisfaction.

They'd never do that over here mainly cuz we'd laugh, and because "Super Size Me" is still burned into the nation's brain lol. Also I normally wouldn't think a smaller build asian guy would be able to manage that beast... but then again who more than likely wins at those eating contests...
 


I think they'll have a hard time with this one. Out of 7 patties:

One patty will be OK, but it will be chicken instead of beef.
One patty will be raw
One patty will be salty as hell
One patty will be burnt to a crisp
2 patties will be infected about 5 minutes after leaving the grill.
And every few minutes they will bring another piece of the last patty to your table.
 
I think they'll have a hard time with this one. Out of 7 patties:

One patty will be OK, but it will be chicken instead of beef.
One patty will be raw
One patty will be salty as hell
One patty will be burnt to a crisp
2 patties will be infected about 5 minutes after leaving the grill.
And every few minutes they will bring another piece of the last patty to your table.

LoL!
 
I think they'll have a hard time with this one. Out of 7 patties:

One patty will be OK, but it will be chicken instead of beef.
One patty will be raw
One patty will be salty as hell
One patty will be burnt to a crisp
2 patties will be infected about 5 minutes after leaving the grill.
And every few minutes they will bring another piece of the last patty to your table.

LoL

Though in Japan you're more likely to see a spam-like pork sausage patty burger than a beef burger.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOimtlZWl2M]YouTube - suzuki ami mos burger cm[/ame]

(that's Suzuki Ami btw)
 
I feel soooo fucking sick today...

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