Soccer Know Your Roll



Rage9, you hate soccer so much that you start a thread about it?

I'm Irish, and I have a right to be fucking annoyed at that cheating bastard, but I did not start a thread about it. Some might say your adding fuel to an already huge fire.
 
Any "sport" where you're not allowed to use your hands should be banned on principle. There's nothing more natural in the world than to touch something.

case in point ...

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could you imagine kicking that? How about groping?
 
erect said:
Any "sport" where you're not allowed to use your hands should be banned on principal. There's nothing more natural in the world than to touch something.
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Fixed for you

Any "sport" where you're not allowed to use your hands should be banned on principal. There's nothing more natural in the world than to touch butts in that manly game called american football.
 
LogicFlux said:
I knew you were a soccer fag.
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lulz.... you're an idiot. It's cute. :)

You take the lowest jabs possible; any higher and you get smashed.

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Edit: nice save erect....with the titties ^

oknetwork said:
Fixed for you

Any "sport" where you're not allowed to use your hands should be banned on principal. There's nothing more natural in the world than to touch butts in that manly game called american football.
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Don't worry people here are very ethnocentric. Soccer isn't American hence we Americans are supposed to hate it.
 
Let's see, 6 billion people follow Football. 300 and some odd million follow "hand egg" AKA "football", even though just a tiny fraction of the game is played with your feet... but you stole the name anyways.

Once again...

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No one really cares about your ridiculous game except you, yet you think the world revolves around you and your sport... the one which you stole the name for. Pretty much sums up the self centered egotistical stereotypical ignorant American view on things.

Next summer, when 6 billion people are watching and celebrating the one true sport that brings the ENTIRE world together, you can sit back a crack a brew and revel in your 'leetness' while you watch a bunch of padded up steroid beefcake patting each others bottoms (even though the US has qualified and most of your bandwagon fan countrymen are going to be rooting for your country through the first or second rounds until your kicked out and then they will go back to hating on "soccer").

Whatever.

I bet you've never left whatever podunk town you live in to experience the awesomeness that is world class football in it's native environment... ie. anywhere but the US or Canada.

It's fucking amazing.

Sucks to be you little man.
 
UnripeArbiter said:
I love soccer!

How can you hate soccer with such a passion? lulz.
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Reason being is Soccer has to be the biggest joke in the history of man kind. How can a game so boring, so wretchedly terrible in just about every way, be beloved by so many people?

LogicFlux said:
You can't proclaim to be the #1 soccer hater and then just sit on your ass.
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Your right, I'm a man on a mission.
 
It's just boring. Fucking 90 minutes for 1 goal??? And what if, heaven forbid, nobody scores??

Then they can win it on penalty kicks? Where the goalie has to basically guess what direction the kicker's shooting it and there's virtually no skill whatsoever?

Soccer needs to be taken out back and shot.
 
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