Soccer Know Your Roll

Only in football, all you soccer haters, stfu

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Are you serious? How can somebody be as close minded as to make such a generalized statement of a population of 304 million people? I expect more from somebody such as yourself.

Level with me here. Get rid of your personal vendettas, and be real. Think about what you just said. Do you seriously see nothing wrong with it? Am I in the wrong?

Well, I excluded the two coasts...

Do you really think I'm that serious? Are you defending the OP or not? How can someone be as close minded as to make such broad statements about a sport that is enjoyed by 95% of the world's population and misunderstood by a small percentage of the remaining 5% of lovers of American Football and oval track car racing? I expect more from supposed intelligent people.

I have no personal vendettas. The United States is one of the greatest countries on this planet and some of my best friends and business associates are Americans. My family had a weekend home for more than 10 years in Washington state and I spent most of my adolescence hanging out with kids in Bellingham, WA every weekend.

It's just terribly disappointing to read such ignorant bullshit when we are talking about qualifications for the biggest sporting event on this planet.

Being Canadian I'm a hockey fan at heart. I know it's just a sport and there are far more important things in this world, but having been here in Spain for 5 years and having experienced football in its native environment I can honestly say that no other sport comes close to the same level of passion that football does. It's practically a religion but it's even bigger than Christianity or Islam.

It bridges the divide between races and cultures. Yes it can be ridiculously stupid sometimes, with the fighting between fans and the diving and the bullshit that comes with it. It can also be terribly exciting, and until you've actually experienced it first hand you just have no idea what it's about.

That's it really. No hard feelings. This thread is just stupid.
 
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Well, I excluded the two coasts...

Do you really think I'm that serious? Are you defending the OP or not? How can someone be as close minded as to make such broad statements about a sport that is enjoyed by 95% of the world's population and misunderstood by a small percentage of the remaining 5% of lovers of American Football and oval track car racing? I expect more from supposed intelligent people.

I have no personal vendettas. The United States is one of the greatest countries on this planet and some of my best friends and business associates are Americans. My family had a weekend home for more than 10 years in Washington state and I spent most of my adolescence hanging out with kids in Bellingham, WA every weekend.

Hey retard,

People are sharing their opinions on a sport.

You get all defensive and start spouting stupid, false stereotypes about Americans.

There's no connection. People find soccer boring, including me. Don't get your panties in a twist. If that somehow makes you feel insecure about non-Americans, that's your problem. I don't see how the two are related at all, though.

Nobody has a monopoly on any sport. Anybody can play football, as with soccer. Stop having a hissy fit because people are exercising their right to free speech and simply expressing a fucking opinion. You're looking like a typical non-American douchebag vomiting up the usual tired stereotypes. You clearly know nothing about Americans.

If you wanna start a thread hating on football or some other sport, go the fuck ahead.

Keep your neurosis to yourself. I'd neg rep you, but I generally think neg repping is a gay way to express disapproval.
 
Hey retard,

People are sharing their opinions on a sport.

You get all defensive and start spouting stupid, false stereotypes about Americans.

There's no connection. People find soccer boring, including me. Don't get your panties in a twist. If that somehow makes you feel insecure about non-Americans, that's your problem. I don't see how the two are related at all, though.

Nobody has a monopoly on any sport. Anybody can play football, as with soccer. Stop having a hissy fit because people are exercising their right to free speech and simply expressing a fucking opinion. You're looking like a typical non-American douchebag vomiting up the usual tired stereotypes. You clearly know nothing about Americans.

If you wanna start a thread hating on football or some other sport, go the fuck ahead.

Keep your neurosis to yourself. I'd neg rep you, but I generally think neg repping is a gay way to express disapproval.

Did you even read what you quoted? You clearly missed the point.
 
Did you even read what you quoted? You clearly missed the point.

You mean this?

you think the world revolves around you...

self centered egotistical stereotypical ignorant American...

I bet you've never left whatever podunk town you live in...

and this?

You've got the two coasts and everything in between is the land of Hurrr Durrrr.

Lawnmower races and fucking your cousin.

Anything more sophisticated and you resort to calling everyone a fag for lack of a better response...

You're right, I must have 'missed the point'.

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As for this troll..

Yeah, we both know how the last time you tried that one ended up....

I was going to say I usually reserve it for uber-retards, whereas Fatbat usually has decent substantive posts. You're actually the only person I've ever neg repped, and if I recall correctly, I raped you and you responded by spamming my inbox with garbage.
 
I was going to say I usually reserve it for uber-retards, whereas Fatbat usually has decent substantive posts. You're actually the only person I've ever neg repped, and if I recall correctly, I raped you and you responded by spamming my inbox with garbage.

You must be confused thinking you raped me.....

You got your fucking ass handed to you.....

I can post the entire conversation on here if you want.

Isn't that why you signed off for a day afterwards? :crying:

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Edit: Any bible-thumping fucktard can regurgitate right wing talking points.... it shows nothing about your independent thinking skills.

You regurgitate biblical shit and right wing talking points.

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Hellblazer want a fucking cracker?
 
You must be confused thinking you raped me.....

You got your fucking ass handed to you.....

I can post the entire conversation on here if you want.

Isn't that why you signed off for a day afterwards? :crying:

I went home because my grandfather was dying and died two days later, you utter moron. You're a troll, which is why I ignore you. Have fun talking to yourself.
 
I went home because my grandfather was dying and died two days later, you utter moron. You're a troll, which is why I ignore you. Have fun talking to yourself.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that. but......

You also lost; you chose to leave at the exact time that your ass was handed over.

You neg repped me and called me a bigot, when it turns out you are the one bigoted towards the Islamic faith.

It took a fucking atheist to show you. Would you like a replay of the convo?

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Edit: And you're constantly replying ("ignoring") my messages.....:rolleyes:
 
I approve this thread (it's grown in directions I could only hope in my wildest dreams it would). A++++ would read again!

There is one common theme here, soccer lovers in no way ever defend the sport in any way that shows it's a sport. Nope.

Instead they just pop off from the mouth about how ignorant Americans are, or how we can't find things on a map (not a dick roll just needed to make the video not embed). I'm pretty sure I don't need to know where our military is creating the next parking lot overseas.

Frankly I don't have the time, or the ability to care enough to go and find stats about your country and why it sucks so bad. Seriously, I have better things to do, like rip on soccer.

Soccer lovers also love to try and poke fun at some fact that, yes large people do play football. Being immature they grab a picture of some total fat ass playing on a middle school team. Although funny to look at, but when you look at the professional level you see these guys are 350lbs of pure muscle with the job of wrestling with another guy every down and ripping the QB's head off. I'm sure I could find a picture of some fat kids playing soccer and provoke you with it also.

Another common misconception is that those who hate Soccer (like me) have never played Soccer. It's true that I've never played competitively on any level (why would I - I hate it) but your bound to play it in school at some level. What's easier for a Phy Ed teacher to do than say "Hey kids go kick this round thing around in that field."

I think it comes down to the fact, you just can't defend the game. So I think we can all agree that the game just sucks and be done with it.