What are you thankful for?

[Optic]

I'm thankful that I found this forum, where the bullshit stops. I'm also thankful that my ex left. Now I have the time to make a real future for myself, rather than slave away at some lame job that pays shit and lays me off in 6mo because she wants a stupid fucking ring.

I'm thankful that I'm smart enough to learn all this shit, become independent of anyone else, and start making money for myself, instead of some douche.

And my bearded dragon, Vern.

 

[sumitdhawan09]

Hello friends,

I thank I no have work for boss. Boss treat you like slave and pay you little money.

Good luck bros

 

[wezcountry]

I'm thankful how good my dicky looks when I trim my pubes way back.

 

[Roundabout]

"And for desert, we have acaiberry cobbler
that your mother bought on the Internet."

 

[moratraffic]

"And for desert, we have acaiberry cobbler
that your mother bought on the Internet."

Little off track, but when my neighbor found out I sling berries over the summer, he gave me a bottle of Monavie to try out (taste like shit) but told me he makes Monatinis with them. Another thing to serve w/ Thanksgiving for all those who bought into this.

 

[kingofsp]

I'm thankful the bitch left me. Changes your life, man. 2 thumbs up!

Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke. I'd never have no muthafucken endo to smoke.

 

[Bevo Ryan]

thankful that i was smart enough to surround myself with the right people

 

[rileypool]

I'm thankful for this new campaign I just threw up yesterday.

 

[slayerment]

I'm thankful that the government is always there to lend a helping hand.

 

[vgeek]

Wildcats 4-0 and going to roll this season.

 

[Dubli]

I'm thankful that the government is always there to lend a helping hand.

I'm thankful that Obama and the Gubment 'gonna give me free helf care.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I'm thankful The Lions won a 2nd game this year. Oh yeah, and my healthy kids and house and cars and money and all that too.

 

[premiumbacklink]

Thankful I have my health and we have our 1st baby girl on the way!

God Rules and life is the best!

 

[Mike]

I'm thankful for my Keurig

 

[thunderlips]

Rebills

 

[tainted]

Thankful for being alive. Gone a long way since watching American bombs getting dropped on my family in '98.

 

[rogerrabbit]

meh. I'm thankful for Sumit. Oh yea and Dullspace

 

[JamesH]

^ Dullspace isn't real.... ... ..................

 

[amanda11]

I love living in a car. Thank you car.

 

[LotsOfZeros]

I'm thankful we don't use rectal barometers