Gang Was Killing People For Fat, Attempting To Sell It To Cosmetic Companies

[Infinite Keith]

consumerist.com

Police in Peru say that they've caught a group that was allegedly killing people and harvesting their fat to sell to Europeans who wanted it for cosmetics.

The Independent points out that human fat is readily available from liposuction, should anyone want it, and that it doesn't really do anything special for your skin. Police however, maintain that they've busted just one of several "international criminal network trafficking human fat".

 

[LotsOfZeros]

Slow, easy to catch, easily lured by doughnuts, no friends so nobody would notice them gone.
The perfect crime.

 

[UnripeArbiter]

Slow, easy to catch, easily lured by doughnuts, no friends so nobody would notice them gone.
The perfect crime.

This is what I was thinking too.... lulz.

It's so wrong though.

Why couldn't this gang just do it fight club style?

 

[xdope]

The gravitationally challenged have a right to live and not be processed into cosmetics. This is a fucking outrage!

 

[Garrett]

Hey how did you get mah picturez?

 

[Infinite Keith]

Slow, easy to catch, easily lured by doughnuts, no friends so nobody would notice them gone.
The perfect crime.

No, not perfect, their WoW and/or Guildwar friends would notice they haven't logged on.

 

[Mr.Anderson]

I was thinking too much fight club, or maybe not enough...

 

[spyderr911]

Hey now, next time give the appropriate warning: NSFW

 

[nvanprooyen]

Slow, easy to catch, easily lured by doughnuts, no friends so nobody would notice them gone.
The perfect crime.

I literally just shot mountain dew through my nose when I read this. LMAO.

 

[Infinite Keith]

Hey now, next time give the appropriate warning: NSFW

Fat folks NSFW?