Memorize the Quaran in case you're held hostage by Muslim terrorists?

[ly2 from WF]

Where can I learn more about this Jizz tax?

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[LotsOfZeros]

CallGirlsNow.com

LOL @ the 4WDCommunity.com banner exchange

 

[Firelead]

This would be a great idea for those living in parts of the world prone to extremism. I doubt it would ever come in handy in say..middle America, though.

Ft. Hood Texas

 

[rockhard]

How about having a pig on a leach? Against these people it might be more effective than a guard dog or a gun.

 

[Lord B]

How about having a pig on a leach? Against these people it might be more effective than a guard dog or a gun.

You mean leash?

 

[rockhard]

You mean leash?

Dammit, even the Indians are better at english than I am

 

[Roundabout]

Dammit, even the Indians are better at english than I am

"Pig On A Leach"? You'd never catch Sumit making that bad of a typo. No, this is just 100% pure, unadulterated, Fuckup City, population You.

 

[Fastb]

There is a 1 in 280,000 chance of getting struck by lightning.

There is a 1 in 9,300,000 chance of being killed by a terrorist.

There is a 1 in 18,000 chance of being murdered (not by a terrorist).

Moral: Carry a gun.

Would carrying a plastic gun help with all A, B and C? Since plastic guns wont attract those lightning strikes?

 

[Dispel]

How about having a pig on a leach? Against these people it might be more effective than a guard dog or a gun.

A dog may do just as well though - dogs are 'unclean' in Islam also. Try getting into a taxi driven by a Muslim with your guide dog.

 

[indianman]

Most of the terrorist attacks are massive, and indiscriminate. It won't have made any difference on 9/11 whether you knew Quran or not.

 

[Mike619]

Do you consider Detroit Middle America?

i think you gotta memorize a song by 50 cent or notorious big if you held as a hostage

 

[kingfish]

Wooo guns

 

[LotsOfZeros]

Dammit, even the Indians are better at english than I am

You forgot to use <racism> tags dude