LOL @ TheOnion today

[Sonny Forelli]

Man Signs Up For PumpkinZonia.com, Seeing As There's Free Prismatic Pumpkin Points In It | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


"...According to Conner, he first discovered PumpkinZonia last Tuesday, when he was surfing the web and a Flash game inside a banner advertisement invited him to test his skills hurling pumpkins at an animation of musician Kanye West. Conner determined that he must have performed well at the task, because before he knew it, he was being offered 10 free Prismatic Pumpkin Points to be paid directly to his PumpkinZonia account upon activation of his free membership."

 

[Deliguy]

lmao how does the onion do it. thats awesome

 

[nvanprooyen]

"PumpkinZonia has all these business partners who want to help go-getters like me load up on points," he said. "All I have to do is take a survey, sign up for a promotional offer, or, simplest of all, type in my cell phone number. That keeps the good news coming, because then more great offers get sent directly to my phone before anyone else even knows about them."


Added Conner, "I can't believe everybody in the world isn't doing this."

Bwahahahaha...that's hilarious.

 

[conjamuk]

Lmao.

 

[-Matt-]

Conner is reportedly also excited about opportunities for promotion and improved status within the PumpkinZonia community, which increase the more he participates. He was unable to suppress a smile when noting that, although he has been a member for less than a week, he is already a level 3 Pumpkin Patron.

rofl

 

[kingfish]

You laugh but some of us really need our Prismatic Pumpkin Points to feed our families.

 

[TLWrite]

The onion's freaking hilarious. The clips of the reformed pedo and the kid shooting the burglar just made me bust out.

 

[stack paper]

The onion's freaking hilarious. The clips of the reformed pedo and the kid shooting the burglar just made me bust out.

LMFAO... the kid.. "I want the blood."