Countries that allow machine guns and marijuana

flysarescary

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It would be nice if they also had awesome beaches, low crime and urban centers. Does this utopia exist?
 


You could try Albania. Just about every home has a Kalashnikov or 2 plus a few grenades for good measure. Marijuana is very easy to come by, so no problems there.

Plenty of beautiful beaches (some really polluted ones though too) and no/low taxes if you want to work there.

Not sure I'd call it Utopia though.
 
Somalia has beautiful beaches. Machine guns, marijuana, and just about everything else are allowed.

And there is no crime, because there are no laws.
 
You could try Albania. Just about every home has a Kalashnikov or 2 plus a few grenades for good measure. Marijuana is very easy to come by, so no problems there.

Plenty of beautiful beaches (some really polluted ones though too) and no/low taxes if you want to work there.

Not sure I'd call it Utopia though.

hahahah, if you think the chick going down the street is ugly, well, Albanian chicks are triple that! not exaggerating :D

and, if they smell you got any money and you are foreigner, you will prolly end up somewhere in tombs of Afghanistan (they are well connected)
 
hahahah, if you think the chick going down the street is ugly, well, Albanian chicks are triple that! not exaggerating :D

Yeah, I know. Plus if you dare go with any of those girls, you'll probably end up with an axe in your head from her jealous boyfriend.
 
I want machine guns without going through Class 3 registration or similar registration or being in the US for that matter at all.

The reason why I want machine guns is cause it's something thats fun to have. Who doesnt want to shoot machine guns? It's just awesome
 
Cambodia...
machine guns - check
marijuana - check
awesome beaches - check
low crime - ... not exactly, but I have heard you can buy your own AK47 armed guard squad for a few thousand $ a month
urban centers - ... not really, unless you consider Phnom Penh an urban center
 
Israel...
machine guns - de rigueur
marijuana - easily found
awesome beaches - check (with bars populated with cute chicks carrying machine guns)
low crime - check
urban centers - check

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