WF pimps get in here... I want to keep her, hit me with your wisdom.



Enigmabomb said:
If you get bummed out easily don't read the following:

Everything you have with this girl can be totally, and unexplainably lost in a matter of seconds for reasons you wont, and may never understand.

To this end, you need to understand that until you find one that you either knock up or marry, this will continue.

Thusly, it's in your best interest to be true to YOURSELF, have a good time, and take everything at face value for what it is: enjoying yourself in a relationship with this girl.

As marketers, we often try to plot and scheme our way to favorable outcomes. Believe me when I tell you I wish I had a call to action button around my crotch. However, there is nothing we can ever really do to influence the emotions of others once the mind has been made up.

Drawing on this notion, you should enjoy the time you have with her. If you are having a good time, tell her. Avoid ambiguity and abstraction. But at the end of the day, this girl has probably broken hearts before, and yours maybe next. It's important that you realize that there is nothing you can really do about this but enjoy what you have now, and be true to yourself.
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QFT. I totally agree with you on this.
 
Is... she... a bogan?
If she's wearing Uggs, or ads an -oh or -ee to the abbreviated version of your name, or reckons that football = AFL... just leave her by the side of the Princes Hwy with a slab of VB somewhere between Wodonga and Yass.
She'll be right. She can pick fruit there till May.

If she's cool, and she's whitebread Aussie, just be cool.
Don't try to impress her by being a wanker.
 
Boys, I'm a girl and let me connect the dots for you. If you want to make a girl happy give her affection, conversation, honesty and openness and commitment.
 
servilia said:
Boys, I'm a girl and let me connect the dots for you. If you want to make a girl happy give her affection, conversation, honesty and openness and commitment.
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That's not what guys need to do to get girls. That's what you wish the boys you like would do for you.
 
servilia said:
Boys, I'm a girl and let me connect the dots for you. If you want to make a girl happy give her affection, conversation, honesty and openness and commitment.
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That's what you tell yourself you want, baby.. probably because you want to keep some kind of respect fo yourself.
But we know what you reeeeaaaaallly want.
 
I like Enigmas long ass post which could be summed up as "no expectation of outcome".

Although counter intuitive this actually draws them.

HOWEVER

This should not be rationalized as a reason not to escalate

P.S. Thanks bombastic
 
Man, this is so fucking easy. Almost everybody here has already said before, you need self confidence. Just like in internet marketing, if you've got no self confidence, your campaigns will go to shit. Whether your online trying to slang some berries, or your at a club trying to get some tail, you'll always end up failing.

If you're good at making some conversation and making people laugh, it should be easy for you. Chicks dig that shit. I've seen some goofy ass looking guys with hot chicks. It's made me scratch my head at times. So there is definitely merit to these methods.
 
Sticks79 said:
End thread, bitch turned out to be teh gold digga, but still lots of awesome info here for the next one... line em up.
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first no pictures and now no details?

BOO THIS MAN!

BOOOOOOO....

but let me guess you got too clingy and whipped, you took her shopping and spoiled her for a month or two and she ditched your ass before you could get to emotional when she left you that you would jump off a bridge when you found her banging 3 other dudes?

am i right or what?

either way you just lost your chance with the girl of your dreams. Your not a pimp and you don't have a good enough personality to keep a girl longer than a month. Your so bad she doesn't care if your rich she can't take you any longer. Now shes with some other guy with a bigger dick than you who is cooler and a lot more fun. probably even a black guy too.
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lol jk just giving you a hard time. Now wheres the pics...
 
servilia said:
Boys, I'm a girl and let me connect the dots for you. If you want to make a girl happy give her affection, conversation, honesty and openness and commitment.
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Sounds good I'll try that with the next girl i meet. I'll shower her with affection and attention and try to get her to cuddle with me. I'll give her my whole life story while i tell her i want things between us to get serious and let her know i'm open to having babies.
affection, conversation, honesty, openness & commitment CHECK!

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Mace hurts
 
Dude, you couldn't have possibility picked a worst place to get relationship advice. Think about it for a second. What target audience will reply here? Half of them are in high school or live in a society where you get your marriage arrangements at age 8 or haven't had a stable relationship for more than a year.
 
The girly movies are really rotting half your brains.

Just keep your dick hard when it's needed and the nice presents flowing and you'll be a happy man with a loyal chick.
 
greenleaves said:
Dude, you couldn't have possibility picked a worst place to get relationship advice. Think about it for a second. What target audience will reply here? Half of them are in high school or live in a society where you get your marriage arrangements at age 8 or haven't had a stable relationship for more than a year.
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^^My vote for Quote of the Thread
 
greenleaves said:
Dude, you couldn't have possibility picked a worst place to get relationship advice. Think about it for a second. What target audience will reply here? Half of them are in high school or live in a society where you get your marriage arrangements at age 8 or haven't had a stable relationship for more than a year.
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Were you born a retard or recently became one?
 
greenleaves said:
Dude, you couldn't have possibility picked a worst place to get relationship advice. Think about it for a second. What target audience will reply here? Half of them are in high school or live in a society where you get your marriage arrangements at age 8 or haven't had a stable relationship for more than a year.
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DING!
 
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