Ill pay you $99 if you
- Thread starter lemon116
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C'mon Man!!!
Lemon,.......... DUDE............., just make your money & put some muscle on and then go get LAID!! DAMN!!!
Use the free shit in the meantime until you decide to venture out into the real world for some flesh other than a fleshlight!! Lulz
Lemon,.......... DUDE............., just make your money & put some muscle on and then go get LAID!! DAMN!!!
Use the free shit in the meantime until you decide to venture out into the real world for some flesh other than a fleshlight!! Lulz
Forget Dullspace. Oh, wait, you can't forget Dullspace. But put down the porn and get to work bettering your body with this Get Ripped Challenge. I'm going to love seeing your after picture and your body is exactly the same, but with one monstrous arm. Here's a nice idea:
Start your own porn site. Hire models and such. You'll be king of the world.
Talk to Jon about it.
Start your own porn site. Hire models and such. You'll be king of the world.
Talk to Jon about it.
Yea yea Im gonna work until im ripped you hear me? even if it takes me till summit west 2010.
Hmm israeli pussy is good porn, but I have no clue about this industry.
You mean shemale jon, you sure he knows this shit?
Biz-OP?
Speaking of Fleshlights, who here has the resources to make an "Auto-Wash" station for those things. Kind of like the auto rinse thing for my Braun electric razor.
I know most of you guys just leave your JIZZ in the damn thing to save money on lube, but I like mine fresh. No sloppy seconds for me. lol
I just did a quick seach to see if a washer already exists and found this http://www.toysinmotion.com/flibrary/PricelessManual.pdf. WTF?!
I might have to see about upgrading my setup!! This looks like the PERFECT upgrade for Gay Webmasters!! Get two and you can have your ass reemed while getting your Johnson off at the same time!! ROFL
Speaking of Fleshlights, who here has the resources to make an "Auto-Wash" station for those things. Kind of like the auto rinse thing for my Braun electric razor.
I know most of you guys just leave your JIZZ in the damn thing to save money on lube, but I like mine fresh. No sloppy seconds for me. lol
I just did a quick seach to see if a washer already exists and found this http://www.toysinmotion.com/flibrary/PricelessManual.pdf. WTF?!
I might have to see about upgrading my setup!! This looks like the PERFECT upgrade for Gay Webmasters!! Get two and you can have your ass reemed while getting your Johnson off at the same time!! ROFL
This caught my FULL attention while reading the above manual:
OR SCRAPE AWAY ANY SHARP OR ROUGH EDGES.
WARNING – CHECK ONE LAST TIME THAT THERE ARE NO BURS, SHARP
EDGES, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CUT OR IRRITATE YOU SKIN,
KEEPING IN MIND THE FLESHLIGHT CASE WILL BE BOTH ROTATING
AND STROKING. CHECK THE ENTIRE CIRCUMFERENCE, AND SAND, CUT,
EDGES, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CUT OR IRRITATE YOU SKIN,
KEEPING IN MIND THE FLESHLIGHT CASE WILL BE BOTH ROTATING
AND STROKING. CHECK THE ENTIRE CIRCUMFERENCE, AND SAND, CUT,
OR SCRAPE AWAY ANY SHARP OR ROUGH EDGES.
WTF? 5 Dollars a fucking minute to wank into a silicone vagina simulacrum?
Dude, get a hooker.
The other post reminds me of a limerick:
There was a young man from East Cheam
Who invented a wanking machine
On the 51st stroke
The fucking thing broke
And mangled his balls into cream.
Dude, get a hooker.
The other post reminds me of a limerick:
There was a young man from East Cheam
Who invented a wanking machine
On the 51st stroke
The fucking thing broke
And mangled his balls into cream.
One word - Jergins
I was doing an image search and this random book cover popped up
You could always read that book then go find a hooker to dick down.