Happy Thanksgiving!

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May I be the first to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!
In between the turkey, stuffing, and cranberries find lots to be thankful for.

I'm postponing Thanksgiving at my house till my dad gets here on Sunday. Have an extra plate full for me since I have to work today!

I'm thankful for another day, if I'm here breathing, whatever troubles I may have, it's still possible to overcome them!
 


bah, I hate holidays, people are not online clicking on adsense and buying the crap I sell! all holidays do is hurt my bottom line! Buggers!
 
*pokes hand up timidly*

What, er, ahem, what exactly IS Thanksgiving? Apart from a day where my internet earnings annoyingly plummet, that is. You all enjoy your turkey whilst I keep refreshing my Adsense stats which are at about 20% of what they should be!

Yours sincerely,

Mr Ignorant from the UK




(Happy thanksgiving!)
 
Jan said:
May I be the first to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!
In between the turkey, stuffing, and cranberries find lots to be thankful for.

I'm postponing Thanksgiving at my house till my dad gets here on Sunday. Have an extra plate full for me since I have to work today!

I'm thankful for another day, if I'm here breathing, whatever troubles I may have, it's still possible to overcome them!
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What a great thought :) All the best to you and everyone else - regardless if it's a holiday to you or not!
 
Thanksgiving.....
When Columbus "discovered" America and thought he was in India (that's why native americans were called indians) and others followed and one year when everyone was starving one Thur in Nov, the Pilgrams (new inhabitants) got together w/the Indians (natives) to eat. Thanksgiving!

Later the white man got the Indians drunk, took their land, and put them on reservations.

Today Thanksgiving is an excuse to eat too much food with family you don't really like and watch football!

I actually like family get togethers and all the cooking and everything!
 
Got this in an e-mail.

Of course, here at WF you can get away with saying the following everyday.....all day.

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving and get away with!

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11 Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING !!!!
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For those of you outside the US feeling left out, you can celebrate Spanksgiviing. Draw your own conclusions about the holiday from the name.
 
Andrew said:
For those of you outside the US feeling left out, you can celebrate Spanksgiviing. Draw your own conclusions about the holiday from the name.
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bah we already celebrated thanksgiving ..u guys are soooo 1 month late...
 
Looks like Adcenter's robots/3rd world employees are stuffing their faces with turkey. Approve my campaign before black friday dammit! :mad:
 
yea, white people suck,
we can bash white people all we want that is PC but don't say shit about black people acting like fools! That would be racism! shit, not much has changed in 500 years except the world has had time to run a series of tubes so these things called computers can talk to one another
 
chrislingle said:
yea, white people suck,
we can bash white people all we want that is PC but don't say shit about black people acting like fools! That would be racism! shit, not much has changed in 500 years except the world has had time to run a series of tubes so these things called computers can talk to one another
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Not sure how this went from a happy Thanksgiving thread to a racial debate, but in the words of Michael Richards.. "LOOK EVERYONE, HE'S NIGGER!"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
 
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