Boobies! I came up with a great pickup line last night
- Thread starter Deliguy
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The way i see it if she even checks her lap for a wet spot its a win
LOL
And doesn't slap you. Which one of you single guys is going to try it and let us know the results.
Dude if you are still relying on pickup lines, you need to step up your game. Maybe do something that no swinging dick does and Talk to her. Turbo will be the all knowing sensei on the subject but from my bar hussy experience all you need to do is 1. demonstrate you are not a creep, ie have a good personality 2. prove that you are not a bum. After that you should be able to navigate to success.
Don't get me wrong, that ass is out of this world...
But damn, look at those man hands, those are some meaty claws.
Also, 'actively' listen to her when she talks; you can't multi-task when a woman is talking to you because she will think you're "ignoring" her.
Generally, if you talk about something other than cars, shoes, video games or working out, she just might give you a chance.
Don't get me wrong, it took me about 10 minutes of intense staring to notice them myself.
I'd use it to make fun of a girl after already talking to her. I'm not a pick up lines guy. Though, I suppose the first thing you say to any girl that is a stranger is technically a "pickup line". Towards that end, the last line I said that brought me success was,
"nice towels"
It converted.
"nice towels"
It converted.
don't be an asshole.
work 'cunnilingus' into the conversation.
make sure the 'sign up now' button is near your crotch, and in a 'buy' color, like orange.
maybe yellow. (test, test, test.)
hopefully you can ..lander. (BA-ZING!!)
if you can't convert, at least get her on your opt in so you can pitch her again in a week. if you're not building a list you're throwing away conversions...
work 'cunnilingus' into the conversation.
make sure the 'sign up now' button is near your crotch, and in a 'buy' color, like orange.
maybe yellow. (test, test, test.)
hopefully you can ..lander. (BA-ZING!!)
if you can't convert, at least get her on your opt in so you can pitch her again in a week. if you're not building a list you're throwing away conversions...
I'm 1 for 1 with this line:
My load, your face?
Not willing to risk that winning percentage though, so I retired it.
My load, your face?
Not willing to risk that winning percentage though, so I retired it.
