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dastuff said:
He wanted to know if there was anything he could do...

They told him w/ 10k$ and surgery he maybe could get it up to 3.5-4".

Basically in the game of life he drew the short straw (quite literally).
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OMG, that made me laugh so hard. He would be up to the average Korean sized condom.
 


They should have just told him to grow some balls, life's too short too worry about the little things. *puns intended.
 
chrislingle said:
want to hear something else funny, a doctor on Opera today is going to tell the world that for every 35 lbs of fat a man looses his dick will get 1 inch bigger. This is not surprising but I did not know there was an actual table. Fat takes blood and your Johnson is full of blood so all you lard asses out there, loose weight and get over your lds
Now that is funny!
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Yeah, I herd that years ago on loveline. Some fat guy called in with a penis of negative length... like an inverted button is how he described it. But yeah, Dr. Drew said for every 30 lbs you are overweight, your dick shrinks an inch.

Loveline is hilarious by the way, for whoever hasn't listened to it. I was listening one night when some 13 y/o called in wondering what the average penis size was for his age... they told him 8" and were draggin' it on forever... i was laughin' my ass off.

You can download mp3's of previous shows at The Loveline Archive ...get some of the old ones when Adam Corolla was still on, they're a lot funnier.

You can also listen to the live show sunday-thursday nights at 10pm PST at 91X >>Nightmare Before X-Mas 2006<< or find what local station plays it.
 
i miss dr. drew and ace rockolla... those were the days. btw i wasn't axed ;-), i'm right here.
 
That brings back really bad memories of being forced to take french class :( Those alt codes are imbued into my head still!!!
 
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