Notice To All Wickedfire Members (Open Up, It's Important)
- Thread starter HeadlessBarbie
- Start date
Greetings.
I just wanted to welcome myself to the worst forum I have ever seen. This will be my first and last thread ever made here. I just wanted to let all of you guys know that you all need to go watch "She's Out of My League", because thats what you all are.
You will reply to this thread with anger, animated GIF's, pictures of cats, links that redirect to Animated Gif's of men having Anal Sex, and so much more. You will be angry. You will be angry because the truth of my message will pierce your hearts to the core.
I am from Las Vegas, NV. I am 5'8", Blonde, perfect teeth, fake tits, and a perfectly fit stomach. I used to strip at the Rhino at night while putting myself through college. After college I moved to the east coast and worked for 3 of the largest Performance Marketing companies out there. I managed you guys. I saw what you did to innocent people. you were ruthless.
I have been to all of your parties in Vegas. I was the tan blonde skinny chick with fake tits. I was the girl that you were all getting your dicks wet over. I have to admit, I am a whore. I have slept with so many of you and sucked so many of your dicks, just to get to the top. I went there. I called up my stripper friends, had threesomes at the palms with you guys; I did it ALL.
I just want to let you guys know that you are a bunch of worthless nerds that will never truly find lasting love and wealth in life. You need to seriously quit hanging out in chat rooms and forums, and go out and get a fucking life.
Are you into guys with mohawks, tattoo's, a slight criminal history, and a killer sense of humor?
Because I want to fucking marry you.
No, not because you're cute and you have fake tits... Plenty of girls have that. I just like that you can talk a little shit. Seriously. The first ever true marriage proposal on Wickedfire...
HeadlessBarbie, will you be my wife?
admit it- the dog smiling picture is cute. in fact it's the cutest thing I've seen in quite some time. Little fellow is so stoked on that cookie/cake thing. Or maybe it's the hat.
Struttin all around with a pointy fucking hat on. WHATTUP I'm a DOG!
Get SOME!
<actually - can he? he's asking me to ask you>
yah, idk about the whole gangbang business, but i'll jump on the "you seem like a relatively cool chick" bandwagon.
if you're willing to forgive us for being soulless egomaniacs that devour the innocent and have gay webmaster sex with each other (and you, too!), we may let you stay. maybe.
if you're willing to forgive us for being soulless egomaniacs that devour the innocent and have gay webmaster sex with each other (and you, too!), we may let you stay. maybe.
Wow. You all have vaginas. I can't believe any of you are actually thinking about accepting this wench into the community.
This makes me laugh everytime.
To me he's saying: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW yEEEEEEaaaaaahhh.