i heard they were killing all those trees to build soccer fields. OMG NO
Yeah yeah, I get it. I fucking hate soccer. You're from Europe. Your a European fagot that likes soccer.
I don't usually go out of my way to make a new thread about hating soccer (well, unless it's really juicy like the stab proof vest thing). I also typically try not to respond when someone tries to drag me into some soccer hating (because everyone already knows how I feel and I don't feel like I have anything left to say on the subject).
Maybe that's what you like? I don't know, and I'm a bit drunk, but I'm pretty sure you have a hard on, over me having a hard on, over hating soccer.
So I guess I'll just get it over with and give you what you want:
I hate Soccer. It's about the worst sport on the planet.
Fuck Europe. Although it's only because of your love of such a shitty game, besides that I have no real issues.
Fuck all you slack jawed fuckers that love soccer. I consider curling more of a sport than soccer.
Long live football (American football), I mean hand egg. Que all the pictures of fat kids playing football, and of football players grabbing each other in normal or provocative ways.
Que American football fans posting pictures of soccer players sucking each other off and being normally gay in general.
Que Soccer fans with pictures of hot chicks supporting soccer.
Que me making fun of soccer fans with their blood/urine bombs and grenading each other.
Que me making fun of the world cup even needing to have a market for a stab proof vest.
America: Suck it.
Europe: Eat it.
Europe: Fuck football (I mean hand egg).
America: Fuck soccer (and yes we are the dominate country of the world so we'll name it whatever the fuck we want).
I think that about sums up what the thread would be. So I'm just going to save myself, and everyone else the time of doing it themselves.
Rack me, now I'm done.
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