Philosophical Bullshit

[Roundabout]

Pick a question below that motivates you the most to answer, and share...

1. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive? 10 years? 15 years?

2. Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?

3. You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?

4. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?

 

[onlinemoniez]

1) I'm already extremely attractive. This question does not apply to me.
2) Yes. I would also become exceedingly wealthy so I could pay for hot sluts.
3) If it were possible to correct the mistake, then yes.
4) Aug 31st. 7pm. Tropical location. 70 degrees. Laying on the beach. Tripping on an awesome hallucinogenic.

 

[FTC-Hater]

1. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive?

Depends how long I'd live I suppose. But no regardless.

2. Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?

That's the hardest one out of the lot. If it meant an extra 50 years I'd probably say no. But for 1,000 years then yeah, most likely.

3. You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?

Yeah. A no-brainer.

4. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?

Bermuda. Was raised there for awhile as a kid and have gone back 12 times now. It's beautiful (although really going downhill now unfortunately). If I had to die I'd prefer it to be quick and simple. Shot to the back of the head while sitting on the beach dozing in and out with a Corona in my hand.

 

[leadsupplier]

1. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive? 10 years? 15 years?

Already am ... and if your talking about gettin plastic surgery ... hell no. Kind of a counter productive question .. b/c you usually get more attractive by being healthy/working out...

2. Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?

No way in hell .. why live for 1000 years if your not gunna be bangin and hot bitches ... maybe id answer yes if i was rich as fuck as well

3. You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?

i'd talk it over with the family that has my child, then sue the hospital for millions

4. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?

i want to die in my sleep, but before i go to sleep i want to get in a police chase while driving a ferrari enzo, then escape into a vegas party then leaving the party to go upstairs and hook up w 3-5 of the hottest girls at the party .. i then wake up dead...

 

[MyOwnDemon]

1. Yes for 5 years. Anything else, no.
2. No. Why would anyone want to live for 1000 years anyway? No thanks.
3. Yes
4. It doesn't matter where or how. But anything painless and quick.

 

[turbolapp]

Dusted off that old edition of "Book of Questions" eh?

 

[Roundabout]

Yeah. A no-brainer.

Gotta challenge you on this one, which was why I included the question.

Not sure if you have kids or not, but try and remember when your son or daughter was age 1, and all the time/emotion/love you put into him/her. And then to find out it's not yours? It's not so easy to say "I want this kid out of here now!".

 

[Garrett]

1) Fuck yea! Live fast die young all the way!
2) I dont trust anyone who wants to live to 1,000, so no
3) No, I'd look at the child as my own because Im a big pussy like that
4) I'd like to croak after a 3 way with the Olsen twins in a shanty motel

 

[abrokenshingle]

Hmm, the one that motivates me enough to answer is #2

Yes I would choose ugliness and a thousand year life, NP

As for #3; without being too much of a dick, I would feel ethically compelled to give the kid to its rightful parents. Having said that, if they were meth heads or something, I would steal my kid back and keep both.

 

[Dare Devil]

3. No. I have so many illegitimates out there that odds are good I'm the father of both of them.

 

[dchuk]

deeply thinking about the actual action of going from living to dead, existent to nonexistent, has kept me up at night terrified too many times

 

[LotsOfZeros]

2) Yes. I would also become exceedingly wealthy so I could pay for hot sluts.

 

[Russ86]

1. No, looks are overrated on men, money and power is enough to have any bitch you want.

2. Yes, Reason? see question 1.

3. Fuck yeah I would go for the exchange, I don't want some contaminated genes running in my family...

4. I want to be burnt alive with a smile on my face.

 

[roclafamilia]

for the baby one...

I wouldn't really care. I'd consider the kid I had to be mine, unless he was black, then i'd want a return...but more than likely i'd be divorced by then. But I think I would love the kid as if I was mine, because really I don't see how my DNA makes it much different. For the past year I raised it like it was genetically mine, and I wouldn't be able to switch it back. I trained a friend of mines dog, and I kept it at my house for about 3 weeks, complete training the whole time it was at my house. I created such a bond with that dog I didn't want to give it back, and from the start I knew I wasn't going to be keeping it. So to do that with a baby that I had raised for a year thinking it was mine, I would have to keep it.

But...I hate babies.

 

[erect]

2. Would you be willing to become extremely ugly

sure, I could handle getting smacked around by the ugly stick a few times.

1. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive? 10 years? 15 years?

I'd take deal #2 (above) first and then take deal #1. 1000 - 15 is still 15x longer than I'm currently planning on living.

3. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?

You dumb asses saying definitly yes have obviously never been parents.

That said, it's not an easy question to answer. What are the other parents like? Surely they'd have conflict too so if they're decent people I'd likely make them best friends/neighbors and make this a joint effort.

Crackheads and I'll take both either through the courts or at gunpoint.

4. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?

Face down in Amanda Bynes' heroin filled cleavage.

...but more than likely i'd be divorced by then

well played

But I think I would love the kid as if I was mine, because really I don't see how my DNA makes it much different.

werd

 

[Garrett]

Face down in Amanda Bynes' heroin filled cleavage.

niiiiice

 

[turbolapp]

Pick a question below that motivates you the most to answer, and share...

1. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive? 10 years? 15 years?

2. Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?

3. You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?

4. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?

Back in college a group of us spent all night at Dennys one time, going through the entire book of questions. I probably learned more in that night than all 4 years of college. :-/

My answers:

1. No. I'm satisfied with my looks. (heh most of the time anyway)
2. Hell no. I have never wanted to be drop dead beautiful but being hideously ugly in the world is like a social death sentence. I think I would challenge anyone that answered yes to this. Either your lying or you're clueless has to how much looks (at least normal looks) matter. Imagine going through the rest of that 1000 years with your face melted off or ripped off by an enraged monkey.
3. Nope. But I would like the option to remain in touch with the other family.
4. Morphine drip. 100mg. When I'm 95 or when debilitated whichever comes first.

Edit: Bring on the next round. There was a question in there about a butterfly and a cockroach. Something about killing one over the other...It was essentially about why we choose beauty over everything else when they're both just insects. Or maybe it was about taking life painfully. (pulling off butterfly wings?)

 

[BigWill]

1. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 5 years to become extremely attractive? 10 years? 15 years? Id give up 30, shit 40, hmm 50 lol

2. Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose? no

3. You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake? not at 1 year old, no way

4. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how? in my sleep, some place nice and cozy

 

[BigWill]

Gotta challenge you on this one, which was why I included the question.

Not sure if you have kids or not, but try and remember when your son or daughter was age 1, and all the time/emotion/love you put into him/her. And then to find out it's not yours? It's not so easy to say "I want this kid out of here now!".

Yeah, personally by then I would consider the baby my kid. Shit I would take them both.

 

[somebody]

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it will incriminate me.