EPIC football commercial



current best -->> LIONEL MESSI
alltime best -->> ZINEDINE ZIDANE

- Best football player in the world - Cristiano Ronaldo (signed to Nike)
- Best World Cup team - Brazil (signed to Nike)
- Videos like this - (could only come from Nike)

I bet the fatcats at Adidas must really hate Nike and wonder what they could ever possibly do to better them. From sports to the web, same damn thing is happening with Microsoft/Google.
 
soccer? when is the world gonna get with the times and play real american football. I know most countries around the world don't have the talent or man power to play football but if you keep eating those dirt cookies or rice balls you might get big enough to play with the real men.

here's what REAL MEN play, without those helmets and other protective shit like your PUSSY HANDEGG PLAYERS.

any RUGBY team will crush any HANDEGG team, anytime anywhere

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Haha, cleese is a genius.

Football is the biggest sport in the world and the world cup is the world's biggest sporting event. Enough said.

For the record whenever i've tried to watch American Football i get confused and super bored by unbelievable amounts of commercials. It's like most American sports, overly complicated and silly, where the layman will never bother to go and understand such rubbish.

Now, would you like a Wicked Wango card or a spin on The Wheel of Mayhem?

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Handegg makes american "football" players sound like girls. To be honest I always thought that sport was stupid.
 
Truly Epic Ad:

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Truly epic pic :)

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We don't care about some soccer loving geezer. Come at me bro, I fuck with you grass fairies all day.


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go get that ball bro.

Your comeback is still so full of fail, you have fail in your fail.

Seriously dude, if you don't know who John Cleese is, there's simply no point in arguing with you because you are so devoid of culture it hurts to even think about it.

"We" know who John Cleese is. You are not even part of the "we". You are an ignorant douchebag.
 
Truly epic pic :)

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no doupt rugby is a tough sport, I am from Hawaii and polynesians love
to play rugby we also love to play American football.

I have played both Rugby and American Football each has its own respectable "MAN"liness prowess to it.

I would say that American football is harder on the body (in the long term) because the padding prevents the minor injuries that would sideline a player immediatley after a hit but keeps him in the game which allows for longterm internal damage to his body (concussions etc..).

For example in american football I would tackle another player by placing my forehead right in the other persons jaw, or right in his chest (thats what #36 in your pic is about to do). Do that without a helmet and
you will break your neck, you dont see rugby guys tackling like this, in rugby we usually arm tackle, shoulder tackle or wrap the opponent from
behind/ the side (as shown in your pic of the rugby players).

dont get me wrong, it still hurts to tackle in rugby but just
because you see rugby guys with bleedy nose just means that they got a direct hit to the nose. If you see an american football player with a bleedy
nose its likely that he got rocked so hard in the head that the impact
cause his nose to bleed without any contact directly to the nose meaning that not only is his nose f###*d up but his brain just got f#***d up too.

at the end of the day, both rugby and football are men sport.

but i think there is a reason why professional American football players and professional Basketball players get paid lots of
money- its because not everyone can be elite athletes like that.

soccer,

..soccer is what my daughters play.
 
Your comeback is still so full of fail, you have fail in your fail.

Seriously dude, if you don't know who John Cleese is, there's simply no point in arguing with you because you are so devoid of culture it hurts to even think about it.

"We" know who John Cleese is. You are not even part of the "we". You are an ignorant douchebag.

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Your comeback is still so full of fail, you have fail in your fail.

Seriously dude, if you don't know who John Cleese is, there's simply no point in arguing with you because you are so devoid of culture it hurts to even think about it.

"We" know who John Cleese is. You are not even part of the "we". You are an ignorant douchebag.

I know and like John Cleese (he's my GPS voice even) - but I still can't stand soccer.
 
I played soccer as a child here in America but I've grown to love American football a hell of a lot more.

BTW, England coined the word soccer. Football comes in different styles: soccer, rugby, gridiron. We call it football because its the most popular type of football here, you call it football for the same reason.
 
While we're talking about contact sports, here is my shamless plug of... MMA!!!!!!! Better than nfl or rugby!!


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BTW that was the best commercial ever. Ronaldinho forever, too bad they left him out of the team...
 
Most American sports cater to stupid people and I often wonder how many Americans realise this.. The reason most Americans don't like Football is because they don't have the attention span for it, they are used to simple unengaging sports where points are constantly being scored to keep them interested, this is why pool is so big in America yet Snooker is pretty much non existant (as far as I know). You have no class bro's.

who the fuck is this? some grass fairy whos days of prancing on the field are over? Pfft what ever soccer fags, get some protein in that scrawny ass fairy body and meet me on the real grass field bro.

America: bigger, faster, stronger, better.

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You got parodied bro.