my teacher is high as balls right now

SitPoMk

SitPoMk

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OK so I'm in class right now for summer school. Its the first class of the term and my teacher is apparently a huge fuckin hippie. He's in another world right now and I'm trying to think of some ingenious way of fucking with him or tweaking him out but I'm drawing a blank. Its a chem lab

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SitPoMk said:
OK so I'm in class right now for summer school. Its the first class of the term and my teacher is apparently a huge fuckin hippie. He's in another world right now and I'm trying to think of some ingenious way of fucking with him or tweaking him out but I'm drawing a blank. Its a chem lab

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Tell him to go to makemoniesonline so you can make mo moneies to buy mo chemistry tubes and then tell us his reaction to spinning sausage. If his laptop is on a big projector screen that's a plus.
 
Fuck that, offer the guy a continous weekly supply of weed for a guaranteed A and get stoned together before class.

(Getting ahead in life has to be spelled out for some people - lol)
 
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Do what I did to a substitute. Turn on a Bunsen burner and put some m&ms and water on it. Shit will get real son. Your ego-school-dick will grow by 26% guaranteed
 
look around for some really hard shit question with double meaning answers . .. and ask in the class infront of everyone .. MAKE HIM FEEL THE SHAME. :D:D:D
 
Liquid nitrogen + balloons. Also, pour the liquid nitrogen onto the floor when you're done.
 
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