My ATM is awesome



Way to ruin an awesome idea with a fucktard nerd with a Euro Greece-breath accent doing the promo. Is that Pace Lattin?

Needs more big booty titty city action to gain some motherfucking traction. With gold teeth and strategic piercings (for VIP eyes only). ModelMayhem.com needs this gig.
 
1. Get tons of credit cards
2. Spam gold machine
3. Default on credit cards, keep gold in other country
4. ???
5. Profit!
 
They wouldn't dare put one of those machines here in Georgia (or any other Southern state) because it wouldn't be sitting there 10 minutes before a truck load of good ol' boys had that thing tied up to the back of a 4wd Dodge Ram, ripped out of the wall, and sparking and banging while it was towed down the road.
 
They wouldn't dare put one of those machines here in Georgia (or any other Southern state) because it wouldn't be sitting there 10 minutes before a truck load of good ol' boys had that thing tied up to the back of a 4wd Dodge Ram, ripped out of the wall, and sparking and banging while it was towed down the road.

Exactly. I'm curious to know how much gold is in there. It seems like it is just ripe to be hacked or stolen. You already know they have a network connection into it. It may take some time, but given this is a first edition, I could see someone sending rogue packets to it saying the price of gold is $1 an ounce and cleaning the thing out.
 
that is so fucking awesome. I want to buy from that thing so bad. Be even cooler if it had silver too.

btw those 10 gm bars are worth about $415.