Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"

[emp]

What the fuck was the guy doing who found out you can drink cow milk?

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[Dwight Schrute]

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

 

[TheCrabb]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If a red ship collides with a blue ship, would they be marooned?

 

[chbrules]

Why do you never see any homeless Asian people?

What was that, mr racist?

 

[chbrules]

Why does hot water freeze faster than cold water?

Physical Reality - Hot Water Freezes Faster Than Cold

 

[chbrules]

how is babby formed

Fertilisation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[chbrules]

What is a Wickedfire?

WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum - Internet Marketing Webmaster SEO Forum

This.

 

[chbrules]

What the fuck was the guy doing who found out you can drink cow milk?

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Early humans observed other mammals that lactated and took advantage of it. It's the same way we discover what fruits and vegitables we can eat. It's natural, but usually crude, trial and error for the most of history.

 

[chbrules]

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

Magnetism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[chbrules]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If a red ship collides with a blue ship, would they be marooned?

abbreviation - Wiktionary

 

[cardine]

Just a couple seconds ago while I was watching Family Guy, gmail popped up with a message from Paypal saying a customer named Peter Griffin just sent me a $9.95 payment for a script that I sell.

That's definitely the most bizarre thing that's happened to me in recent memory.

 

[emp]

Why does chbrules not have any sense of humor?

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[craigmc]

Why does hot water freeze faster than cold water?

Less oxygen in hot water.

 

[chbrules]

Why does chbrules not have any sense of humor?

::emp::

My sense of humor borders insanity.


I hear that's good relationship material. I guess women are just scared of my perfection?

 

[pegasus2218]

Why do you never see any homeless Asian people?

Fuck Asians - have you ever seen a homeless Jew?

 

[Dispel]

no, because Asians are good at math

There's a crazy homeless Asian guy in my neighbourhood who walks around from tree to tree with a notepad, staring at them and writing something in his notebook.

We once came over to him and had a look in his notepad. It was all numbers.

True story.

 

[Dispel]

Fuck Asians - have you ever seen a homeless Jew?

Yep. Gave the dude some change. Since then every month he pays me interest.

 

[Dispel]

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots

"Over time almost all Egyptians who could afford to became mummies when they died -- a total of about 70 million mummies in 3,000 years."

'Who were the mumies?"
http://www.primaegypttravel.com/en/who were the mumies.pdf

Then the mummies made the babbies.

 

[WhatupG]

Why is 'common sense' so uncommon?

 

[AMSteve]

Why does everybody say "It's the greatest thing since sliced bread" ... I don't think sliced bread is great...in fact, I can give two shits about sliced bread.