A Man Claims to Own 84% of Facebook

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Man Claims Ownership of Facebook - WSJ.com

Man claims to own 84 percent of Facebook | Digital Media - CNET News

Lawsuit: CEO Zuckerberg only owns 16 percent of Facebook - Networking

New York judge has issued a temporary restraining order restricting the transfer of Facebook's assets.

The actual signature on the contract
zuckerberg_signed_contract.jpg


The actual complaint --> Ceglia v. Zuckerberg complaint


As if the legal drama for facebook wasn't enough already...
 


I'm still baffled from Zuckerbergs college days.

Edit: Oh wait, this is somewhat connected to that.

Edit2: For all of the things that he "allegedly" did in college, I'm surprised that he didn't get his butt kicked.
 
I know money is great and all, but if I were granted 84% ownership of Facebook, I'd delete every fucking bit of data it ever had and ruin the internet for months. Every Facebook Connect compatible site broken, everyone's personal information lost, the #1 visited site on the internet and everyone's primary internet time-waster completely gone forever. Sometimes epic IRL trolling takes precedent over financial gain.
 
I was on a call with Marky Mark in mid 04 and it sounded like he was sitting in a living room with other people in the background and a tv on. All I heard was AIM 'dings' as more than one personal furiously exchanged IM's.

Was lollerrific.
 
habeeb said:
I know money is great and all, but if I were granted 84% ownership of Facebook, I'd delete every fucking bit of data it ever had and ruin the internet for months. Every Facebook Connect compatible site broken, everyone's personal information lost, the #1 visited site on the internet and everyone's primary internet time-waster completely gone forever. Sometimes epic IRL trolling takes precedent over financial gain.
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that's not epic IRL trolling. that's fucking idiocy.
 
NPressPlatinum said:
awww, that's a lot of money lost if that's the truth. Too bad for him although I'm sure he's still banking on that 16%!
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He'll lose that 16% when his Venture Capitalists, Investors and everyone else figure out he was selling them parts of a company he doesn't own. Can we say lawsuit?
 
Paul Ceglia versus Mark Zuckerberg.

After 7 years this ex web designer reminds the deal.
Funny career, from web designer to wood pellet reseller.
 
habeeb said:
I know money is great and all, but if I were granted 84% ownership of Facebook, I'd delete every fucking bit of data it ever had and ruin the internet for months. Every Facebook Connect compatible site broken, everyone's personal information lost, the #1 visited site on the internet and everyone's primary internet time-waster completely gone forever. Sometimes epic IRL trolling takes precedent over financial gain.
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Yeah I gotta say, I'd sure as hell be tempted to do the same thing. The world would stop spinning for a few days.

...although I think first I'd run the site into the ground with stuff like forcing everybody to opt-out their phone numbers from mobile offers and turning all outbound links into affiliate links, then when people started leaving I'd issue a big public apology about how we violated the "philosophy of trust", then when they all came back I'd just do it again, THEN delete it.

Damn, what a fantasy that is though. Can you imagine cookie stuffing Facebook? Wow.


I hope ceglia wins, he seems like the type of guy that would let us run rebills on there lol
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r.o.f.l.
 
habeeb said:
I know money is great and all, but if I were granted 84% ownership of Facebook, I'd delete every fucking bit of data it ever had and ruin the internet for months. Every Facebook Connect compatible site broken, everyone's personal information lost, the #1 visited site on the internet and everyone's primary internet time-waster completely gone forever. Sometimes epic IRL trolling takes precedent over financial gain.
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Here's the problem, we already know for sure that there's going to be a very good number of people who might actually commit suicide finding their account plus friends all gone. But the same could be true of someone seeking out the person who erased it and kill them, and possibly themselves afterwards. You'd think you could bank off of those type of people rather then removing them from the supply of cash flow.

Maybe lock their accounts.

"Your account has been locked pending review, it can take up to 4 to 6 weeks. You can however pay 29.99 via credit card or paypal to verify your identity and get your account unlocked immediately".

And just do that to random accounts in batches every 3 to 9 months :D
 
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