Truth about masturbating



WTF. 1 and 2 Contradict each other. Which woman wants to be pursued by a guy who seems like he got a habit?

My morning ritual is the 3S formula - Shit, Shave and Shag!
 
I once abstained for 30 days. After I came back to see my spouse, it was 1 pop, and all over. Like confucius said: "Virginity like balloon. One prick, and all gone"
 
What the fuck is "not masturbating?" Never heard of it.


Frank