fell in love today ...

then she left the restaurant and i'll probably never her again

that is all, and i'm not sad and shit, just had to get it off my chest

If you spend more time working than making shit threads then you might be able to pay the prostitute enough to go back to your room.
 


One of my favorite movie quotes of all time, from Citizen Kane:

"A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl."
 
If you spend more time working than making shit threads then you might be able to pay the prostitute enough to go back to your room.

truth^

One of my favorite movie quotes of all time, from Citizen Kane:

"A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl."

this is really all i'm talking about...

awesome quote, and great movie btw
 
guys give us the name of that damn iPhone app so we can message chicks in bars/restaurants without having to go over and look like fools by asking "hey do you come here often?" LOL
 
+ rep bro... shit happens.. life goes on.. I saw someone too today.. about half an hour back... She was the kind you don't walk up to.. she walks up to you kind.. Darkish... Not sure what race.. doesn't really matter.. Look a bit India, Hispanic, Italian, Arabic??? or (American ???).. But was the kind one could kill or die for... OH she had about 4 nigga friends with her.. But "she was Beautiful" very beautiful..

Too bad I am married...
Edit: And I only had 2 glasses of wine
 
^^ Two nations with the combined dick length no greater than the combined dick length of the tiniest african nation have the world's 1st and 2nd highest population
 
One of my favorite movie quotes of all time, from Citizen Kane:

"A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl."

Where the hell did I leave that parasol?
 
and i'm doin the long distance thing so that makes it tuff.

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Long distance logo designer LF hot night elf with mad php skills to design wickedsextubelogo.com
 
Next time ask the waiter to send her an ice water and make sure he says it's from you. They almost always do it, and its instant win smile bait.

Ice water? Leading with a no cost non alcoholic drink? Help me out here with the angle? Going with the baseline can't offend no matter what your taste are, see what your reaction is go from there . . . ?
 
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If your long distance chick looks like the one on the left, keep that shit, otherwise bang local.