CALLING for BARMAN

[amanda11]

So, can we ban some DPers now.

 

[Soupyone]

I second a religion and politics forum. I guarantee 500k posts within a year.

480,000 of those would be you versus Popeye and 5,000 of those would be LotsOfZeros calling everyone a liberal douche.

 

[JoseArmando]

480,000 of those would be you versus Popeye and 5,000 of those would be LotsOfZeros calling everyone a liberal douche.

And the second hellblazer would be made aware of it he'd instantly generate another 100k.

It'd be trolls trolling trolls. The only difference would be no newbs would get pulled in by the massive troll vortex like they do now.

 

[JakeStratham]

the reason i started doing this was to get rid of tards that would get like 100 posts in like 2 weeks.

the reason i stopped doing this was because it is a pain in the ass to track.

i dont know who 90% of you people are. then i see a bunch of people want to vote off this guy, but this guy has been around for 1 year and has 600 posts, and then a bunch of other people are like dont ban that guy even!

in the end im forced to pick sides blah blah and i dont really want to look into peoples post historys to make a decision.

so i didnt want to ban established members, just retarded new members. if we want to get rid of established members, no matter how annoying they are to some people, i guess we can do that

All good points. I come with a solution:

Anoint me Ban King. Or Ban Czar. I like Monarch Of The Banning, but the decision is yours.

Here is how I will rule the land:

With me would rest the sole power to ban. That power would be stripped from everyone else. Yes, even Jon. Requests for me to issue The Ban would be acted upon or declined within 24 hours.

Complaints regarding my bans would naturally be directed to me. Those too would be addressed (or ignored) in a timely manner.(1)

Here are the results you would witness from anointing me Ban King:

The land would be free from the scourge that afflicts it. Members would be happy, and greet each other with a smile.(2) The air would be clean. The filth would be gone.

That is the solution. I accept my appointment with humbleness in anticipation of decision.

Sincerely,

Jake


(1) Within 1 year

(2) Doing otherwise would be a bannable offense.

 

[cryptix]

Members would be happy, and greet each other with a smile....

You forgot to illustrate this most perfect place - where members smile at one another.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

LET THE VOTING COMMENCE!! It's Ban Hammer Time!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

[subigo]

480,000 of those would be you versus Popeye and 5,000 of those would be LotsOfZeros calling everyone a liberal douche.

No no... I mean I can guarantee 500k posts from ME within a year.

 

[JasonRubacky]

3 votes for digga121

drop that hammer son!!!

 

[-Matt-]

Subigo has been trolling hard. He needs at least a vacation.

subigo trolls the trolls

he should be fed not exiled