2013 Oscars - Seth McFarland awesomeness

[lukep]

Luke... are you growing a vagina by any chance?

Why, you looking to finally get laid? :1bluewinky:

 

[WickedJoe]

The dark knight rises blew... The first two were awesome and then they completely dropped the ball.

What? The dark knight rises was AMAZING especially these scenes

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck]BANE OUTTAKES (Auralnauts extended edition) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Fiver]

Luke, this was not the funniest Oscars in decades. Seth did a decent job but the jokes were lame and let's face it, he's no Billy Crystal.

 

[mpbiz]

The fuck!? He was hilarious! Hugh was fine but Seth made my asshole hurt

Fixed.

 

[lukep]

Luke, this was not the funniest Oscars in decades. Seth did a decent job but the jokes were lame and let's face it, he's no Billy Crystal.

See, I never liked Crystal. He was always too... Gay.

Seth's got the next-generation humor down pat; the young'uns will be able to relate to him.

 

[boatBurner]

Wish the speeches were more like this.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Q_nyjuEak"]Joe Pesci winning Best Supporting Actor for "Good Fellas" - YouTube[/ame]

 

[ly2 from WF]

No Oscar thread this year? This injustice cannot stand...

I'm pretty sure this was the funniest Oscars in decades... If not ever. Seth McFarland was a really risky choice but he paid off in spades... I bet he'll be invited back next year in fact.

My favorite bit of course was We saw your boobs:

Seth Macfarlane We Saw Your Boobs Oscars 2013 Opening. - YouTube

Which of course only happened in an alternate universe that Captain Kirk prevented from happening by travelling back in time.

(Then Kirk said he'd turn Gay by 2015... hysterical stuff.)

Highlights for those who missed it:

Seth MacFarlane Opening Oscars Monologue 2013 Highlights! - YouTube

Other awesomeness from the Oscars:

• The Best Actress tripped on her dress and fell on the stairs.
• The first Lady called out the best picture winner...
• Which was starred in and Directed by BEN AFFLECK!!! (End of times shit right there.)

Overall the funniest & most eventful Oscars ever. The Commercials rocked too; far better than the superbowl commercials. (Like the gray poupon ad, and a multi-segment bit with Tim Burton.)

Seth was awkward and NOT funny. The opening was ghetto and low quality.

Nothing compares to when Hugh Jackman hosted it and did the entire opening himself (with help from Ann Hathaway).

I watched it to make sure that dentist from Django Unchained got an award. He did. Carry on.

4 Oscars for that shitty Life of Pi and not a single nomination for The Dark Knight Rises.

The dark knight rises blew... The first two were awesome and then they completely dropped the ball.

Life Of Pi's 3rd act was underwhelming

It got all those Oscars because of the visuals and because everyone wants to feel like they're deep

10/10 visuals
6.5/10 story
6/10 acting
9/10 curry

Luke, this was not the funniest Oscars in decades. Seth did a decent job but the jokes were lame and let's face it, he's no Billy Crystal.

HOMOSEXUALS SPOTTED

Amanda doesn't even watch this trash, and she's pretty fucking gay.

 

[lukep]

Joe Pesci winning Best Supporting Actor for "Good Fellas" - YouTube

Fak... I wonder what the backstory on that was... Think he was mad at the academy or just drunk?

HOMOSEXUALS SPOTTED

Amanda doesn't even watch this trash, and she's pretty fucking gay.

So you'll watch these very movies (Like Django unchained) but won't watch when they get awards for being the best movies made?

I haven't even seen any of these movies yet... lulz.

Your loss... Shit was damn funny.