3,000th Post - Tips for a Better Life from Dwight Schrute

son of a bitch built up my trust reading this post so much I didn't even bother checking out the case study URL.

Fuck you man, Fuck you.
 


That case study is going to go down as the most controversial piece of advice ever given in any Xk thread.

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Dwight Schrute said:
I want to give a quick shoutout to some of the people here who have made my days enjoyable with their posts and have given me many attacks of laughter late at night. They have also been generous with their knowledge by posting good stuff as well as helping me out when I have idiotic questions: ly2 from WF, BlokBlok, learningcurve, Jon, .Hack, aaronklaw, Grindstone, Jeffrey, Berto, papajohn56, BigWill, medicalhumor, BLT, 1yerrot, Drew from SellHealth.com, Rexibit, IceToEskimos, BlueYonder, ShadowCaster, eliquid, danke, Andrew Scherer, Jose Armando, JosephM, Nick Throlson, Dullspace, and last but certainly not least – Sumit. I love you.
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BAN.
 
Dwight Schrute said:
As one of the master...dickrolling...lemmings....

With love,

Dwight Schrute
CTO of Honey Badger Web Assets
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Beautiful post
 
lukep said:
That case study is going to go down as the most controversial piece of advice ever given in any Xk thread.

Ban?


Well a DR in original post is a ban worthy offense.






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It is against the spirit of the dr. However if the OP could expand on the pube shaving section it could be forgiven. Do you have any tips and tricks or possibly a video tutorial. For example how do u handle the taint? Do u recommend shaving the anus? Where does one stop? How bout the arm pits?
 
Good read. Kind of a Millionaire Fastlane abridged version, but nothing wrong with that. Shows you have the best mindset to have and are a fucking boss.


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what a waste of thread, this has got to be the worst 3k post ever and then to settle with a dickroll link.

atleast give us some good info before the dickroll

son, i am dissappoint!
 
Dwight Schrute said:
2. Take care of your health. Money is phenomenal. Money buys freedom, money funds causes, money can buy you a safer car, etc. You can lose money. You can gain money. Once you lose your health, however, it’s much more difficult to gain it back. All the money in the world won’t save your ass if you find yourself with triglycerides that are through the roof or if you need a new liver. Hell, Steve Jobs was a multi-billionaire and he still was taken out by cancer. Protect your health, build good habits and exercise. If you stay healthy, you can make money, you can provide for your family, and ultimately you can enjoy all the money you made in 2009 off ringtones and Acai berries. It does you no good to be the richest person in the cemetery.
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Good share, Especially I like this one ;)
 
Veritas said:
Superb post man, one thing I wanted to ask is what other books you have read besides the one listed that really shifted the way you are now
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Thank you sir! Here are some books that helped me out. If I think of more, I will let you know...
- Awaken the Giant Within by Anthony Robbins
- The Slight Edge by Jeff Olson
- Go Givers Sell More by Bob Burg
- Failing Forward by John Maxwell
- Influence by Robert Cialdini
- Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill
- The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peale
- How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie
- How to be Rich by J. Paul Getty
- Why You are Dumb Sick and Broke by Randy Gage
- University of Success by Og Mandino
- Eat That Frog! by Brian Tracy
- Getting Things Done by David Allen
- The Power to Be Your Best by Todd Duncan
- 4 Hour Workweek by Tim Ferris (got me working online)
- Words That Work by Frank Luntz

Misc. Books
- 4 Hour Body by Tim Ferris (lost 50 lb after implementing this)
- How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson

Gamer_boy12 said:
son of a bitch built up my trust reading this post so much I didn't even bother checking out the case study URL.

Fuck you man, Fuck you.
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Classic sales tactics!
- Create trust.
- Build value.
- Close the sale. You clicked the link without hesitation. I had you sold. Then I rebilled you $99.95 for the last 6 months AKA dickrolled you.

dmnEPC said:
It is against the spirit of the dr. However if the OP could expand on the pube shaving section it could be forgiven. Do you have any tips and tricks or possibly a video tutorial. For example how do u handle the taint? Do u recommend shaving the anus? Where does one stop? How bout the arm pits?
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The taint... There are various things people do. I shave. I just reach underneath and shave it. Some people like to take Nair, mix it with regular skin cream (to weaken it a bit) and rub that on the taint. I've heard of good results doing that, but I'm too scared to possibly burn myself.

I do recommend shaving the anus. Patience is key when dealing with that area... Do not rush. I've considered just having it waxed. I hear ly2 from WF loves getting his asshole waxed.

I do not shave my arms, chest, or arm pits. I think shaving the arm pits is a little weird. I think shaving is all personal preference.

Some people say "If you shave __ you're a fag." Not true. Sucking dicks makes you a fag. Having sex with another man makes you gay. Shaving your nether regions to make it more appealing for your woman is anything but gay.

Be sure that if you plan on shaving your junk, that the first time you follow Dwight's Helpful Tips:
1. Use scissors to carefully trim everything down.
2. Go into the shower and use warm/hot water on yourself first.
3. Use a good razor (no disposables) like a Mach Fusion, and some good shaving cream.
4. Shave with the grain of your skin. Not against it.. That will cause irritation.
5. Rinse off with cooler water.
6. Pat dry your skin when you get out - not rub it. That will cause massive ingrown hairs.
7. Put lotion on your skin afterwards so that you do not irritate your freshly shaved skin with boxers, etc.
8. If you DO get ingrown hairs the first time, which most people do, don't freak out, just exfoliate, use some Neosporin to prevent it from getting bad... they will go away after a few days. Your skin will be used to it and then it'll be cash money for now on.

Enjoy!
 
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Dwight Schrute said:
Thank you sir! Here are some books that helped me out. If I think of more, I will let you know...
- Awaken the Giant Within by Anthony Robbins
- The Slight Edge by Jeff Olson
- Go Givers Sell More by Bob Burg
- Failing Forward by John Maxwell
- Influence by Robert Cialdini
- Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill
- The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peale
- How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie
- How to be Rich by J. Paul Getty
- Why You are Dumb Sick and Broke by Randy Gage
- University of Success by Og Mandino
- Eat That Frog! by Brian Tracy
- Getting Things Done by David Allen
- The Power to Be Your Best by Todd Duncan
- 4 Hour Workweek by Tim Ferris (got me working online)
- Words That Work by Frank Luntz

Misc. Books
- 4 Hour Body by Tim Ferris (lost 50 lb after implementing this)
- How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson



Classic sales tactics!
- Create trust.
- Build value.
- Close the sale. You clicked the link without hesitation. I had you sold. Then I rebilled you $99.95 for the last 6 months AKA dickrolled you.



The taint... There are various things people do. I shave. I just reach underneath and shave it. Some people like to take Nair, mix it with regular skin cream (to weaken it a bit) and rub that on the taint. I've heard of good results doing that, but I'm too scared to possibly burn myself.

I do recommend shaving the anus. Patience is key when dealing with that area... Do not rush. I've considered just having it waxed. I hear ly2 from WF loves getting his asshole waxed.

I do not shave my arms, chest, or arm pits. I think shaving the arm pits is a little weird. I think shaving is all personal preference.

Some people say "If you shave __ you're a fag." Not true. Sucking dicks makes you a fag. Having sex with another man makes you gay. Shaving your nether regions to make it more appealing for your woman is anything but gay.

Be sure that if you plan on shaving your junk, that the first time you follow Dwight's Helpful Tips:
1. Use scissors to carefully trim everything down.
2. Go into the shower and use warm/hot water on yourself first.
3. Use a good razor (no disposables) like a Mach Fusion, and some good shaving cream.
4. Shave with the grain of your skin. Not against it.. That will cause irritation.
5. Rinse off with cooler water.
6. Pat dry your skin when you get out - not rub it. That will cause massive ingrown hairs.
7. Put lotion on your skin afterwards so that you do not irritate your freshly shaved skin with boxers, etc.
8. If you DO get ingrown hairs the first time, which most people do, don't freak out, just exfoliate, use some Neosporin to prevent it from getting bad... they will go away after a few days. Your skin will be used to it and then it'll be cash money for now on.

Enjoy!
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Thanks for the books info man, ill def check these out, if you think of more, PM me and DickRoll the rest kindly
 
tgtm; - too good to miss, read it.

All these xxxth epic posts from succesful online marketers have few things in common. Check what is common in them, make your notes and you have a winning formula.
 
Dwight Schrute said:
8. If you DO get ingrown hairs the first time, which most people do, don't freak out, just exfoliate, use some Neosporin to prevent it from getting bad... they will go away after a few days. Your skin will be used to it and then it'll be cash money for now on.

Enjoy!
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Can you please explain this part.. Sounds like a hassle, just when I thought I will shave tomorrow..

What is ingrown hair.. is it a messy situation? Hair grows inward? and what is exfoliation?

Also can I just use one of the Gillette razor?? I still have a cartridge of sensor excel from way back that I should be able to make good use of, now that I have read ur thread..
 
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