A mushroom walks into a bar.



HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

WOW


WAIT THE FUCK UP....



NEVERMIND

I GOT IT


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





You sure are a hit with the ladies. Look at you, shades and all.
 
A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.
 
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ShadowCaster said:
A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.
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Unbeknownst to the bartender the horse was actually Sarah Jessica Parker.

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ShadowCaster said:
A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?"
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My favourite part of Shrek 2 is the subtle reference to this joke, where the barkeeper asks Shrek "why the long face?" while Donkey (in Stallion-form) is next to him. Nothing else is said, but Donkey just raises an eyebrow.
 
Oh, and a vampire walks into a bar and asks for a glass of blood. The barkeeper responds, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here."
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRZiF_uOvv4"]Clint Eastwood Racist Bar Joke in Gran Torino - YouTube[/ame]
 
A mushroom walks into a bar..
It wasn't really a mushroom, it was a dwarf with a bald head.

A mushroom walks into a bar..
Everyone got excited..it was a gay bar.

A mushroom walks into a bar..
He was looking for Mr. Goodbar.
 
A what are three things a "black mushroom" can't get?
A black eye
Fat lip
And a job

How do you stop 5 "black mushrooms" from raping a white mushroom
Throw them a basketball

What do 5 black mushrooms call a white mushroom?
Coach

How do you stop a "black mushroom" from drowning?
Take your foot off his head


There are millions of mushroom jokes out there. What's your favorite?
 
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