Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

So I am suppose to believe that Abe Lincoln was able to kill vampires with an axe, but he couldn't hear John Wilkes Booth sneak up behind him and put a bullet through his melon.

Thats because John Wilks Boothe was a super vampire. Like Dracula. Jesus dude, pick up a history book once in a while, everyone knows that.
 


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