Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child A Prostitute By Now

[John]

holy fucking shit

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[-Matt-]

hahaha.... gotta love the onion.

 

[BluuueJammm]

Been doing consistently funny stuff for years. Good effort.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Always loved The Onion. Classic.

 

[rockhard]

A great one.

 

[HarveyJ]

I love the way that they manage to look so much like an actual news program.
The look on the mother's face is priceless

 

[Rage9]

Love it.

Helping people that's what we are all about here...

 

[fm1234]

The dead seriousness is always hilarious.


YouTube - When a White Girl Goes Missing For 2 Days


Frank

 

[erect]

the girl anchor says "at least she's off the drugs" ... fucking perfect timing