Alligator in my yard

At restaurant, girlfriend is bitchy with waitress and took twenty minutes to order fucking shrimp after bitching that the Perrier wasn't lemon. I wish the gator ate me, at least it would of been quick.
 


Maybe the alligator was hungry, why don't you give your Chinese food then tell it to come back again to the water?? It seemed a good idea than you're running inside like a bitch.