Alright you broke asses, here's a chance to become a multimillionaire!



"He reportedly once claimed to have had intimate relations with 10,000 women."

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Do we have to learn Cantonese?

She's actually pretty hot. This is rare... Sounds like a classic fantasy come true for most guys: Marry a rich Hottie and get half a billion dollars! - But of course that small print about being gay pops the bubble. :(
 
Do we have to learn Cantonese?

She's actually pretty hot. This is rare... Sounds like a classic fantasy come true for most guys: Marry a rich Hottie and get half a billion dollars! - But of course that small print about being gay pops the bubble. :(

I don't think she's interested in marrying a constantly quacking eccentric anthropomorphic duck.