Am I the only one?

danke

danke

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When talking to women chances are you'll hear some shit that would make you want to squint and say "not sure if serious".

So I figured I'd see if there are any things women say to you that make you go "umm..." in your head.

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You're meeting someone for the first time and she's describing herself and she says something like "I'm a typical Leo".

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danke said:
You're meeting someone for the first time and she's describing herself and she says something like "I'm a typical Leo".
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I’m getting better at letting absurd comments slide. There’s no point in arguing.

FAT CHICK: “I’ll kick a guy in the balls if he comes on to me [at the bar]. I attack before he potentially attacks me.”

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WOMAN: “I think I’m going to break up with my boyfriend.” (generally addressing those at the table while I’m right next to her)

Girls all huddle together and gossip.

Dude shows up like two minutes later.

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ME: “What was XYZ club like? I hear they have some crazy Manhattan that is $40. Were the drinks worth that kind of money?

WOMAN: (smirking and extremely proud of herself) “I wouldn’t know. Dude X (who she found on a sugardaddy site) paid for everything.”
 
ph3arfctr said:
Typical PlentyofFish.com profile: I'm not like other girls.
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Don't even get me started on POF...

I never seen so many angrily written profiles... it's like their profile is their shrink's office and they use it to vent at their ex boyfriend (the previous guy they met on POF).
 
An Australian chick once said to a friend of mine who had just met her that night,

I'm on my dibby-dabs so you'll have to give me it up the pooper.
 
Reversal Magnet said:
Don't even get me started on POF...

I never seen so many angrily written profiles... it's like their profile is their shrink's office and they use it to vent at their ex boyfriend (the previous guy they met on POF).
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Like the women that talk about the exact things they don't want in a man, then talk about how amazing they are, and end it saying that they're down to earth and the life of the party.
 
danke said:
Like the women that talk about the exact things they don't want in a man, then talk about how amazing they are, and end it saying that they're down to earth and the life of the party.
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I'm not expecting anything from this site, I've only ever met losers on here...

Please DON'T contact me if... blah blah blah...

You will need to be between 5' 11" and 6', dark, slim, fit, 27 years old and virgo.
 
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