Amber Heard (of Zombieland, Alpha Dog and more) came out of the closet. On my birthday. While, on surface, this might seem like a downer, we're realistically only talking about making a .000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance into a 0% chance, so rather than curse the darkness, I light a candle and hope that my wife has say a .0000000000000000003% chance at it. I own a video camera.
