And you thought I was a fucking redneck...

[galacon]

So I'm driving out of my driveway, and stop to chat with my neighbor, "Roy", a 60+ yr old good ol boy, who's standing around chewing the fat with some 50+ dude in a brush-cut hairdo wearing camo shorts over black sweat pants with a Browning hoodie, right? Got the picture?

So we bullshit a minute about the weather, and then Roy & I get into gas prices, and Bubba pipes in with this:

"I was plum tickled to see that the Mapco was full up, while the Shell across the street was empty- you know that place is owned by Muslims, right?"

I said, No I didn't know that. He says:

"Yah, and they own the Subway too- you know all the Subways are owned by those people? I won't even eat at Subway anymores, you know goddamn well they are just waitin 'til they own 'em all, then BAM. They gonna Poison all our sammiches".

I Fucking Shit You Not. I was like:

Then I was like: LOL.

True story, bros- I couldn't make this shit up.

I mean, what the fuck do you say to something like that?

 

[vgeek]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZJu-f-XOE]They Took Er Jerbs DURKA DERRR south park - YouTube[/ame]

 

[tangy]

I mean, what the fuck do you say to something like that?

"Hey, did you hear about this one simple trick to make millions on the Internet??"

 

[Jizzlobber]

I'd tell him that his wife makes a pretty good sammich and drive off.

 

[taktikz]

yea, that seems to be a feasible strategy.

 

[WickedJoe]

So we bullshit a minute about the weather, and then Roy & I get into gas prices, and Bubba pipes in with this:

"I was plum tickled to see that the Mapco was full up, while the Shell across the street was empty- you know that place is owned by Muslims, right?"

I said, No I didn't know that. He says:

"Yah, and they own the Subway too- you know all the Subways are owned by those people? I won't even eat at Subway anymores, you know goddamn well they are just waitin 'til they own 'em all, then BAM. They gonna Poison all our sammiches".

Small world. Say Hi to Hellblazer for us.

 

[Moxie]

They gonna Poison all our sammiches".

I Fucking Shit You Not. I was like:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-hlcaCC_1I]Poison - Look What The Cat Dragged In (Music Video) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[vikingred]

Wow, I actually liked this post and I LOLd.

 

[potentialeight]

I hear you man.

 

[dmnEPC]

what do you expect him to say? his magic box has been telling him they are killers for the last 12 years. Give him 12 more and he will be talking about how all those white libertarians are out to kill him.

 

[gbmack]

lol'd at the tag "galacon not so bad." that was probably written by the same guy making all those ban galacon tags

 

[galacon]

Poison - Look What The Cat Dragged In (Music Video) - YouTube

Perfect sync- watch it and see, so cool.

Lol.

 

[Napolean]

When I was in high school I worked at a subway, it was a white guy who owned a chain of subways but he had two muslim brothers managing them, so everybody probably thought they owned them.

They were hilarious. The guy I worked for practically lived for fucking with peoples heads if they were ignorant enough. He loved to see what he could get away with when people talked about terrorism. He would talk about wild new weapons al qaeda was developing. I seriously overheard him telling someone the terrorists had lasers that could split people in half from miles away. If someone was dumb enough to ask if the coca cola hoax was real, he never hesitated to say it was and that he heard about it years ago.

 

[Cath Erder]

I don't really mind being around redneck types, I might not agree with their thoughts or logic process, but it's not unusual to hear exactly what they think and feel.

Lot of others are big on facades which I find boring.

Hope I miss the day where the Subway sammiches are poisoned although I don't believe I've seen a Muslim operator locally and I only run a 1 in 30 chance anyway.

 

[galacon]

I don't really mind being around redneck types, I might not agree with their thoughts or logic process, but it's not unusual to hear exactly what they think and feel.

Lot of others are big on facades which I find boring.

Hope I miss the day where the Subway sammiches are poisoned although I don't believe I've seen a Muslim operator locally and I only run a 1 in 30 chance anyway.

Ok... lol, wut?

 

[Cath Erder]

Sorry.

I don't mind being around Good ol boys.

camo shorts over black sweat pants with a Browning hoodie goes to a different place.

 

[boatBurner]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRATqysGfKw"]me and my girl tellin da haterz - YouTube[/ame]

 

[LiamLennon]

"Hey, did you hear about this one simple trick to make millions on the Internet??"

I think the kids are more into this...
"You can't make a million dollars on the internet without a mentor, but if your curious...I have a webinar for a small group of like minded hillbilly farks that are outcasts even by hillbilly standards. Do you like it here? Want to run away to the sunset with me? Wait, you've never been to the beach? It's cool, I will show you a sunset best bro. Here is my email and my important cell phone number."

*In real ality, I like simple people like "internet marketers, hillbilllies, Orientals ;-), etc." much more than what I find here.
They are tough to find and at least they speak their mind, in front of your face.
I like real sheet.
Most "cool" people are too concerned about sheet that isn't important.
ie; post pics of your ride...I love that one.

What gel do you guys use?

Anyone know a cool forum?

 

[nickster]

I think the kids are more into this...
"You can't make a million dollars on the internet without a mentor, but if your curious...I have a webinar for a small group of like minded hillbilly farks that are outcasts even by hillbilly standards. Do you like it here? Want to run away to the sunset with me? Wait, you've never been to the beach? It's cool, I will show you a sunset best bro. Here is my email and my important cell phone number."

*In real ality, I like simple people like "internet marketers, hillbilllies, Orientals ;-), etc." much more than what I find here.
They are tough to find and at least they speak their mind, in front of your face.
I like real sheet.
Most "cool" people are too concerned about sheet that isn't important.
ie; post pics of your ride...I love that one.

What gel do you guys use?

Anyone know a cool forum?

LSD at its finest

 

[wezcountry]

Later that day ??