You don't have an ATM card or can't write checks for your business account? Or you don't have a personal account? How can you have NO accessible money? Wtf?
Apparently quite few people can't read on here.
1) I 'DO' have an ATM card, that can also be charged as a credit card (But only to the amount that I have in my bank account).
2) I 'DO' have money, just nothing more than 20 cents currently in my bank account that has the card attached to it.
The Problem was this, I had a couple hundred already in paypal... I do NOT yet have the paypal Debit card to charge those funds immediately off my balance. So I had to start a transfer to my bank account from paypal, which is currently PENDING, and will not likely clear until tuesday.
So very simply put, I have money, some in paypal, some in transit to my bank, I just don't at this current moment have a way to spend it in the local vicinity.
In any case the issue at hand has been resolved since I found a hidden stash of diapers, and as such the need for something like 20$ over the weekend is no longer an issue. I can just sit tight til the money shows up in my bank account.
So if you actually read... you'd know that.