Nah, I got it mixed up, and was actually thinking Tenerife. That island is a bit of a dry, dust bowl.
Mallorca was actually really nice, and lush. Lots of Germans and Swedes though, if I remember correctly. Nice beaches too.\
Not sure if I'd ever want to live there though. I'm assuming it'd be the same as Malta. Great party for a few months, but after that you want to tear your eyes out due to boredom and the isolation of being on an island.
I think you've been to a different tenerife to me.



If you stayed in just a tiny part of the south island, then sure.