So all these dudes that used to live to be 800... did they age normally for that time period and look near dead for 750 years or did god even this shit out?
Moisturizers were a lot better back then, they had vitamin E, frankincense, and a little myrrh. Abraham didn't look a day over 368 years old.
If God or Alah or whoever you are gullible enough to believe in loves you that much then how come he kills the ones you love?
Actually - there is a pretty strong case for Jesus being completely fictional.
I said "See honey? Just like real life, no jesus" and then we all got a great big laugh. Then we all took a huge gulp of blood that sit in our medieval iron-cast cups on our pentagram-etched coffee table.
Uhh, no - no there isn't at all. Every Roman historian at the time, Christian or atheist, says he existed.
You atheists would be better off trying to dispute his divinity, because you don't have a chance trying to actually challenge his existence. I don't care what they're teaching in German schools nowadays or whatever fucking European country you're from, it's just an exercise in recto-cranial inversion if you're trying to push that line.
And if you heed those historians, then you should also heed their judgement of Christianity at the time.
"Consequently, to get rid of the report, Nero fastened the guilt and inflicted the most exquisite punishments on a class hated for their disgraceful acts, called Chrestians [sic] by the populace. Christ, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the world find their centre and become popular. Accordingly, an arrest was first made of all who pleaded guilty; then, upon their information, an immense multitude was convicted, not so much of the crime of firing the city, as of hatred against mankind. Mockery of every sort was added to their deaths. Covered with the skins of beasts, they were torn by dogs and perished, or were nailed to crosses, or were doomed to the flames and burnt, to serve as a nightly illumination, when daylight had expired"
That's a bit like trying to deny the dinosaurs then.
So your best response is that I'm a "dinosaur-denier"?
Sigh..