When I was an exchange student with Rotary, the dragged us on a trip around Central Thailand. One of the stops was in Pattaya. Only Buddha, I guess, would know why the hell they would drag us to hooker and AIDS capitol of Thailand.
Anyways, they took us to a Cabaret show that was made up entirely of a cast of transexuals. I was shaking my head watching my feet the entire time. It was horrifying.
One of the Brazzilian exchange students had no idea that they were all ladyboys. He ended up trying to engage in a conversation about how he'd like to fuck the hottest one. I let him talk about it for an hour until another student ended up busting his balls over it.
Never go to a Cabaret show in Thailand.