Anyone know of any good ebooks on women?

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I just got dumped by a girl I didn't know I was dating. Apparently I'm a cheater??????

Girls are weird.
 


Umm, you got dumped because you cheated and you never bothered to ask with whom? I know I would have been interested about that..
 
well between all the senseless babbling i gather that first I slept with her than the next night i slept with another girl (luck streak) and since i slept with her first that made her my girlfriend so i cheated on her.
She had to explain it to me four times before i managed to even figure that part out.
24 hour relationship. that almost beats the lunch recess fling i had back in 4th grade.

Girls are weird!
 
Deliguy said:
lol bond style.
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But, really part of this is her fault also.. She should have figured it out when you were yelling "SUCK MY ONPAGE OPTIMIZED LATENT SEMANTIC BIG H1 TAG!".

But yeah, some girls are just weird.
 
micfire said:
But, really part of this is her fault also.. She should have figured it out when you were yelling "SUCK MY ONPAGE OPTIMIZED LATENT SEMANTIC BIG H1 TAG!".

But yeah, some girls are just weird.
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ROTFL!
You just cheered up this poor broken heart with that :)

+rep(give it to ya tomarrow i'm out of rep for the day :( )
 
Deliguy said:
ROTFL!
You just cheered up this poor broken heart with that :)

+rep(give it to ya tomarrow i'm out of rep for the day :( )
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Poor broken heart?!

Dude! You fucked another girl the next night!! Hahahaha!!! Don't give me that broken heart drama shit, now you're being queer like her.

Anyhow.. how much did both of them cost you? Did the agency hook up a good deal?
 
I think I can help you out with some essential reading material, big guy.

...will send PM shortly.
 
If your fucking two different girls on different nights, why do you need an ebook? The guy who wrote the ebook can't even do that, infact he probably hasn't gotten laid in the last year.

Oh wait, because you didn't. Crackwhores, escorts, prostitutes, lady friends who fuck you for cash, dont count buddy.
 
Jon said:
Poor broken heart?!

Dude! You fucked another girl the next night!! Hahahaha!!! Don't give me that broken heart drama shit, now you're being queer like her.
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lol. Was it too early in the morning for sarcasm jon?

Sometimes when i get lucky and score two women within a close timeframe i like to spend some time reflecting and retracing my steps. Its always good to make notes of what clothes you were wearing and if you happened to of rolled around in any odd odors. Also be sure to take pictures and detailed notes of how your bedhead looked those days. Any clues you find may be the link between you and the secret to constantly scoring with hot chicks.
 
I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk; she gave me her phone number. It's zero. I tried to call her from here, some other woman answered. I said, "You sound older!" Mitch Hedberg
 
I went camping once, and got into an argument with a girl friend in the tent. This is a really bad place to get in an argument. How are you supposed to express your anger in this type of situation? Slam the... Flap? Zip up the zipper really quick?
- Mitch Hedberg
 
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