Are You Fucking Kidding Me



What a fucking joke.

"Gee, I wonder why these terrorists crash planes into our buildings and death threats against our officers are on the rise", says the IRS man.
 
Well good news. The IRS is going to be hiring 15,000 - 20,000 new "Agents" to enforce healthcare. That's right.... healthcare! IRS Agents that will be poking through your personal shit to make sure you're crossing every T and dotting every I of the one billion page IRS code and the 4 thousand page healthcare bill. After all, Obama & Co. need to make sure the 30 million bottomfeeders of society are happy and are getting money properly funneled to them from the 200,000,000 citizens who pull their share and are happy with their healthcare.

After all, it's totally immoral of us not to take care of the same 30 million bottomfeeders that expect handouts for everything else in their lives, right? "Kill babies! Legalize pot! Raise taxes on people who did more with their lives than I did! Pay for our healthcare so we can become little Prius-driving, hippy artists that sit in Starbucks all day with our gay fucking Macbooks!" Disgusting.

November can't come quick enough.
 
Well good news. The IRS is going to be hiring 15,000 - 20,000 new "Agents" to enforce healthcare. That's right.... healthcare! IRS Agents that will be poking through your personal shit to make sure you're crossing every T and dotting every I of the one billion page IRS code and the 4 thousand page healthcare bill. After all, Obama & Co. need to make sure the 30 million bottomfeeders of society are happy and are getting money properly funneled to them from the 200,000,000 citizens who pull their share and are happy with their healthcare.

After all, it's totally immoral of us not to take care of the same 30 million bottomfeeders that expect handouts for everything else in their lives, right? "Kill babies! Legalize pot! Raise taxes on people who did more with their lives than I did! Pay for our healthcare so we can become little Prius-driving, hippy artists that sit in Starbucks all day with our gay fucking Macbooks!" Disgusting.

November can't come quick enough.

Stereotype much?
 
Well good news. The IRS is going to be hiring 15,000 - 20,000 new "Agents" to enforce healthcare. That's right.... healthcare! IRS Agents that will be poking through your personal shit to make sure you're crossing every T and dotting every I of the one billion page IRS code and the 4 thousand page healthcare bill. After all, Obama & Co. need to make sure the 30 million bottomfeeders of society are happy and are getting money properly funneled to them from the 200,000,000 citizens who pull their share and are happy with their healthcare.

After all, it's totally immoral of us not to take care of the same 30 million bottomfeeders that expect handouts for everything else in their lives, right? "Kill babies! Legalize pot! Raise taxes on people who did more with their lives than I did! Pay for our healthcare so we can become little Prius-driving, hippy artists that sit in Starbucks all day with our gay fucking Macbooks!" Disgusting.

November can't come quick enough.


I would think legalizing pot would be somewhat a boom turning alot of the people u consider lazy fucks into business men and women.

But then again you problly got punked as a child by the stoners.
 
After all, it's totally immoral of us not to take care of the same 30 million bottomfeeders that expect handouts for everything else in their lives, right? "Kill babies! Legalize pot! Raise taxes on people who did more with their lives than I did! Pay for our healthcare so we can become little Prius-driving, hippy artists that sit in Starbucks all day with our gay fucking Macbooks!" Disgusting.

November can't come quick enough.

^ unsure as to seriousness
 
I think I want to become one of those hippies who mooch off of the system. Is there a mailing list I have to join or something?