ASE Tshirt

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Picture this Jdog laying back holding one leg up, then you have SEO Mike holding a lighter up to Jdog's ass and guess what out comes the Blue Flame or is that JON, can't quite tell. Then you have Shoemoney's head being touched by the flames and a little cartoon voice box saying "Thank god I'm a bald fuck!"

You know it's great.
 
Front: An article about WF with Adsense on the Top and Right

Back: WF Logo -Below: Even Our T-Shirts Have CTR

or

Front: Ringtone Landing Page

Back: WF Logo -Below: Your Advertisers WISH I'd Promote Them
-Below: Wicked Fire Trained Affiliate (in a signature font)
 
Picture this Jdog laying back holding one leg up, then you have SEO Mike holding a lighter up to Jdog's ass and guess what out comes the Blue Flame or is that JON, can't quite tell. Then you have Shoemoney's head being touched by the flames and a little cartoon voice box saying "Thank god I'm a bald fuck!"

You know it's great.

Hahahahahahhaahahahahahhaa!!!!!!
 
I gotta say again.. this thread has some of the funniest tshirt and promotional ideas I've ever seen. I thought it was going to be an easy choice, but now I'm totally up in the air. I don't even know where to begin!! But keep them coming, however insane or outlandish, even if it doesn't win, almost every one of them here has made me laugh.

I think that if I use any of them NOT on a tshirt, but on a flyer or promo pack, I'll still reward that person with an ASE pass.
 
Maybe since Bob Barker (of the Price Is Right dumbass) is retiring this Summer, we could do this:

Front: The Old Bob Barker (Face of Bob Barker)

Back: The New Bob Barker (WF logo)
 
"I got 10+ rep on WickedFire for wearing this shirt."

"Got WickedFire?"

"I won the WickedFire shirt contest."

"WickedFireologist."

"Impeach Jon!"

"Wicked Fire Member: YourUserNameHere"

"We don't have REAL jobs."
-Wicked Fire

Use the arby's logo and put Arbitrage underneath it.

"WickedFire is the reason I dumped my girlfriend." (or bf lemon)

"WickedFire : 1000 straight members and 2 homos.

"WickedFire : Hotter than Dick Cheney's shotgun."
 
front:typical ebook selling sig

back:"yeah come over and we will take care of you" + wickedfire logo

beside,would be nice if we could download the winner design once its chosen,
so we can print our own shirts,would love to have one!
 
Maybe play off of a quote or two from Scarface (Set in Miami) -

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women."


"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked."


"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."


"Say hello to my little friend!"


"You know what? Fuck you! How about that?"


"You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you."

"You think you can take me? You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!"


"The only thing in this world that gives orders...is balls."

They probably need some tweaking to fit right, but my brain is dead right now and I figured I'd at least throw those out.

Maybe play off the Elian Gonzalez thing...

Could have something like "WickedFire Paid For My Trip Here" and have a pic of a Cuban refugee on a raft...
 
I wouldn't go the ebook route.

Picture next to picture.

Matt Cutts == iraqi information minister

with some clever phrase underneath it.
 
Ok... How about....?

Some 'warrior', his logo'd up armour around his ankles, getting ass-fucked by a WF guy (modelled on Aden with the evil WF fire face?? :P)

Simple slogan: "Fuck that shit!"
 
BALLS

If my aunt had balls would she be my uncle?:repuke:

Our SEO's can Kick Your SEO's ASSES:xomunch:

You Were Our Bitch in Prison:anon.sml:

The Land of Shaved Balls and Hairy Pussies:eek:

No KY Jelly in Our Forums, Asses Taken Daily:mad:
 
If you got balls you can make some good money online.

If your a dumb shit then you're probably this guy:

uwesmall.jpg


WickedFire, we hate spam.
 
"I learned affiliate marketing from a scam artist and it changed my life at wickedfire.com"
 
Since Kevin has agreed to design our tshirts for this show, I'm going to let him pick the top 5 he likes (and that he can draw/design). From there, we'll go through them and vote. We need to make a decision sometime soon.
 
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